Patrick Star, Exploding Chewing Gum, and You


#1

Has anyone noticed the Chewing Gum isn’t as powerful as it was anymore? It really sucks. First the Cobra, then the Matamorez and now my favorite flavor of gum. WHY! I just want to walk into a crowd and bl- Wait a minute. You get my point, whats the point of waiting a perfectly good demolition charge for exploding gum if it does way less damage then one. Standing inside of someone while eating the gum doesn’t even kill them! its crazy.
pls buff


#2

Simply yes.


#3

It always leaves them at 10hp


#4

I mean. Most of it’s energy were adsorbed by your cheeks.

But yeah. Deadly flying meat chunks and teeth seems reasonable.