The Almighty RPG

Explosions and moans can be heard from the town of brookford

Peedeoo7 poops in for a second

Hey! You left this bookmark, it’s pretty evil I’ll say, but lacks fashion sadly.

Also your eyes felt heartwarming to me.

Nothing quite like burning souls in agony.

I just wanted to say that. Also… I’m not sorry for what I did back there, but I whould like to make a acquaintance sometime.

Your looking pissed I’m just gonna zap outta here.

Peedeoo7 Zaps out of the scene, leaving behind a little propogation leaflet

Pug returns from his 3 day dormancy period to find an arrow in his head

ow

Astro Pug can hear Explosions and smoke in the distance

oh no
did world war 3 start while I was gone

Astro pug notices some deathclaws in the distance

Does that tell you something?

a man comes running up to astro pug

"Help!! HELP!! THEIRS A CRAZY SLIME FIRE WITCH IN OUR TOWN!! PLEASE HELP!!

“do not worry. I will call my pet”

he grasps onto astro pugs fur

Unfortunately he slips on Peedeoo7’s propogata leaflet he left and instantly dies

grewsomely

whistles
ade9bf711bc917e2736d07f3a10522fcff50951d

he also combusts

My question is
why are random people bursting into flames

eh, probably doesn’t matter

Pesky hears this and follows the noise

“Well… Well… Well… wouldja lookie here… a bard from a distant Circus?”

Pesky Grasps Astro pug tightly with his slimey tentacle and throws onto the ground

“glad to see my Flame Retarded People are always finding civilains ;)”

Peedeoo7’s propaganda letter states

I donno

oh no
that is not good
please help me doggo

doggo helps

Pesky looks at Astro pug before astro blacks out

“never… NEVER! mess with a fusion kid”

Astro pug blacks out

(What is Aj doing? Last I recalled he needed some people from that village, it kind of looks burnt… Is he just standing there… Blankly?)

(This entire time?)

(Last he stated… He is oblivious… Wut? Mision failed?)

doggo arrives and “ferociously” attacks pesky

(notice the quotations)

“GAH! Stupid dog! you made me look bad!”

Pesky pulls out a mask

“OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!”

(Please tell me you know the reference)