Another Forum Mystery

Many of you have seen this simply disturbing image. But only one person knows what it is. The person who knows tells the people of our home that it is a cheesecake. No cheese cake in the known universe looks like expired cheesy fries, macaroni with lettuce, or marshmallow salad with mustard.
I’ve had teams of people investigating this image extensively, so I’ve decided to take my efforts to the most reliable and consistent source of information. The Smartly Dressed Games Forum.
This mystery is in the charts of hardness to solve beside the Benson files. Please consider what the fuck this could be. Send me your theories, your evidence and research so we can crack what the fuck is in that container.

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it’s your mom :sunglasses:

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that is a fucking plate of macaroni with bread thrown all over it
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guys we all know it’s Epic Kelp

For fuck sakes it’s not a cheesecake
Its your ordinary everyday cake

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it is no cake.

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IE a Cheese Cake

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I have a before photo if your interested

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There is a physical fallacy in this image.
The container shown is much longer than the image of “The cheesecake”

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Ohhh that’s right the green shit is coconut shavings

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I’m done with this topic.

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THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING

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Do not take my quote out of context Molton, It is not a cheesecake.

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Someone surely thinks it is.

That’s enough for me. >:T You brought their gospel here, so now you shall live by it!

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lock this fucking thread please

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this post is an abortion

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no. THIS CASE WILL BE LOCKED FOREVER AND THE MYSTERY WILL EAT ME AWAY LIKE A CHEESECAKE.

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Thing is,
I ate that cake

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not a cake

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