Sipping from one of these bad boys right now. What can I say? It tastes like Chernobyl Reactor Number 4, but nothing like either mountain or dew. To be completely honest, it just tastes like watered-down nuclear fuel with boron and sand.
But hey, the state says the stuff is safe to drink, and gave it out for free, so I won’t complain too much.
I’m a big fan of the color, though. It makes my skin glow, or is that just the radiation?