Why Mechanic Natalie is the best waifu

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Mechanic Natalie is the best waifu in the game, and is a better waifu than Captain Sydney for the following reasons

  1. She has hair. Mechanic Natalie has hair unlike captain sydney, who is bald as can be seen here.
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Mechanic Natalie on the other hand, has hair which is better.

  1. Her hair is blue. Mechanic Natalie has blue hair, which is significantly more anime than Captain Sydney’s non-existent hair.

  2. She is more cute. Mechanic Natalie has a cute smile which is significantly more cute than Captain Sydney’s.

For these reasons, it can be proven for a fact that, contrary to popular belief, Mechanic Natalie is the best waifu in the game, and thus a better waifu than the more common choice of Captain Sydney.

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:nauseated_face:

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what anime are these from

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If you find this mentally gratifying to the point of extremity you display here- You need a biscuit, some tea and time in a ward.

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how can you not find Mechanic Natalia hot af

I believe its uno reverse card here buddy
instead of yarrr its you

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I am worried by your love of Mechanic Natalia or the Cap’n.

Try Minecraft on certain explicit sites- trust me.

You’ll get the exact same thing as what Unturned NSFW would be.

So go there- stay there.

Stay there long enough for me to contact FBI for a watchlist.

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Mechanic Natalia ad Cap’n Sidney are best waifus

wait what?
im sorry i dont follow
would you care to explain what these minecraft porn sites are?

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They’re in pony land-
Where the bronies are.
Stay away from me now, thank you.

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What the Fuck?
Why are you telling me about this and then implying you’ve been there?
Would you like to explain these pony and minecraft porn sites?

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Go to that Porn Site with Yellow and Black logo that’s popular and based in Canada. (I’m trying to be slightly innocent in demeanour on a forum with 13 year olds…)

Type Minecraft and Pony-

I’m keeping the shit I was sent 3 years ago in deep isolation in hell and not even Satanist’s could enjoy said weird shit.

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What in the God Damn Fuck?

Are you fucking with me?
just be real and say your fucking with me

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I don’t know if you want the porn or you don’t want to know that the porn exists.

So you’re an enigma to me until I can fuck with you one way-

Gotta do it sideways :wink:

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This is cursed.

Your kneecaps, hand 'em over.

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optamistic watches my little pony minecraft porn confirmed

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me after seeing this post

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Natalie is single so this automatically elevated her above Sydney.

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What if she’s single as in- single-minded.

She’s only focussed on money maybe

NATALIE GOLD DIGGER CONFIRMED.

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best waifu confirmed

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Holy fuck, the autism.

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