my fucking ears
I think I’m leaving unturned because nelson liked op’s post
Since some idiots are pointing out that the Nykorev no longer is a counterpart to the Dragonfang, I’ll point out that jeans are no longer made without regular stitching.
That, and that there’s been a significant downgrade in quality, as well as how they’re worn. What’s the point of buying new jeans that already have holes in them?
Not that I ever wear jeans.
I always wear jeans. Well, not literally always; I wouldn’t generally go swimming in jeans, but I do sleep in them from time to time. There are still some good makers I could point you to, but as you’ve said, you don’t wear jeans.
Oh, and also
is so you can fit your legs in them.
jk I know you meant other holes
Wrong! As a proud owner of 7 pairs of converse over the course of 18 god given years, know this !!! The holes have nothing to do with ventilation! Most converse are canvas material, same with vans, and are very breathable. With this knowlesge, you may say, how are the holes not wholly (hahahahaha) detrmential then??? You ask. Well !!! It isn’t! “But water could get in holes!” (you say) Wrong! Water goes right through the canvas!!! If you step in a puddle, the holes will not be the one getting you wet, it will be the canvas. “So then how is the holes for?” (you ask) Well I’ll tell you!!! You see, some people have freakishly small feat. I will not refer to these people, ones with feet too small/petite as “FOOTLETS” if you are a woman, it is okay to be a footlet. If you are a male FOOTLET (shoe size smaller than 10) you are in need for assistance. You might think “why would a footlet need assistance? can’t they just buy a shoe their size?” (you ask) And the answer is yes! FOOTLETS are helped by the shoe industry by offering men’s shoes in sizes smaller than 10 (although even sub 11 is pushing it) But if a tiny baby FOOTLET decided to try on a normally sized shoe (say a 12) because he lost his, he can utilize the holes by using a bar lacing technique, in which you take the shoe lase and put it through the holes, under your foot, and out the other side, and then doing the traditional shoelace knot. This prevents foot slippage that could be bad for your gait, preventing ankle, plantar fasciitis, and even lumbar pain/inflammation. The FOOTLETS can then pretend to have normally sized (men’s 12) feet, and they can only be exposed with a toe check. (disgusting what FOOTLETS can get away with…) So yes, the holes on converse are used for bar lacing to allow for FOOTLETS to pretend to have normal feet, making it easier for them to attract a mate before the mate realises they are a FOOTLET. Be careful because lying FOOTLETS could be among us at my point. Even you could be a FOOTLET. I propose that MoltonMontro add a mandatory foot picture requirement to keep the forums safe of FOOTLETS
Next time you make such WILD assumptions, know your shoe facts.
I know you posted this ironically but I may have lost one of my remaining two functioning brain cells reading that
f o o t l e t
cease and desist before i spam this thread with foot fetish furry porn
I feel dumber after reading that shitstorm of a comment. At least it’s not the only bad thing here.
How the fuck did you know I’m a size 9
Your tone, demeanor, and attitude.
I don’t see how tone can be conveyed at all through text, and you just used three words have that the same meaning.
i think this thread is a good example of when self awareness over something still doesn’t fix anything.
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