Unfortunately for Peedeoo7, the Matamorez bullets disappear at a distance of only 150 meters, leaving Harvest unscathed.
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In that case, he pulls out his hacked shawdowstalker MKll and takes aim…
He pulled the trigger
it’s heading right for Harvest!
But what happens next?
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King frog is unaffected by all forms of propaganda, which in turn, leaves him on the neutral side. But, if molton comes near mi swamp, then he and his 3 slimes will side with the rebel alliance.
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during this time, AJ is still trying to decide if he actually wants to continue with his attack. Aj is also immune to mind control and propaganda, similar to KingFrog.
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A murder of crows flocks around Harvest’s corpse, because he was hit by the Shadowstalker mk II, while no one was looking. (Well, technically Peedeoo7 had been looking, but he blinked when the projectile hit.)
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Aj finally notices stuff outside of the attack button. Its a nuclear wasteland.
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Harvest failed his quick time event.
Peedeoo7 gained 1759 EXP
Peedeoo7 leveled up his insanity level!
Da-Da-dadada!!!
Now who else opposes molton…
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An sees that a monstrous being has taken rule of the land.
(AJ attacks Molts army.)
(the battle will be decided soon)
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Starts EPIC climatic battle music!!!
Siege mode activated!!!
wave 1/? Approches
Aj stands before a darkened hellscape, tbe splattered remains of Harvest lies before him, reminding him the cost of failure, a crow cawks at him.
The land reminds you of a altered reality, particularly of a certain ll title… The ground is… Alive…
Naked Noob hoard arrives! There eyed are red and bloodthirsty, from frying pans to paintballguns they have, alongside a few common thugs approach, but there is something deeply wrong about them, they seem… Molton…
There the size of a small army!!!
Peedeoo7 is currently busily and is a far distance away, however expect peppering shots!
Molton sits on his dark thrown, his plans of world domination nearly complete, but he plans to leave the swamp alone for today
The outcome of this battle will affect all the generations that come after it.
However I’ve heard Molton is handing out nifty alliance packages for those that join him…
So it’s not all bad…
If you… join…
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AJ easily destroys wave 1. AJ gains health from canned beans and a water bottle on one of the noob’s.
(AJ gains 10 health)
(AJ’s attack went up!)
(AJ took 5 damage.)
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An triumphs agenst the opposing forces, however they merely represent what the world once was, as he passes Harvest’s remains…
Then he notices something strange…
Something… Unerveing… Strange…
And… Hostile…
Chickens… Which are pooped out by chicken men, which is then popped out… By a chicken man…
Man
Hunters abomination is still in the field.
Aj immidiately takes a step forward, and trips and falls upon fresh rat, which had a maximum hp of 1, immidiately loses 20 health and attack is lowerd
it’s not even a wave, it’s just a random abomination wandering these lands, a powerful one at that…
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AJ is utterly disgusted.
AJ checks stats
(AJ
Description, relatively tall, brown hair, blue jacket and white undershirt, with black pants. Right eye is red, left eye is blue. Also wears a set of headphones.
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Attack 20
Defense 40
Health 45
Stamina 56
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Powers,
Fire attacks
Fire sword
Fiery explosion
Unknown
Unknown
Unknown
Ice attacks
Ice shield
Ice sword
Unknown
Unknown
Unknown.
Summonable creatures.
Unknown
Unknown
Origin,
Unknown. )
AJ uses… Ice shield and fire sword.
AJ summons … … And … …
Error. Data lost…
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AJ uses ice shield and fire sword to attack chicken men. He cuts the tendons on the legs of the giant chick men, and slices the heads of the chicken mans. He then is nearly overwhelmed by chickens. AJ uses new attack! (AJ uses ice explosion. )
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Wave 2 cleared. AJ loses 5 defence from damaged clothing and loses 10 health.
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AJ gains 40 xp
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The fashion police have arrived, as they just came back from moltons super swiftly and fashionable diabolical evil fortress.
They are Disgusted, like Utterly disgusted.
Dead rat smeared on clothes, blood, in unfashionably, dirty ripped clothing?
Now, THATS a no go!
Aj is now confronted with the POLICE
Cuts to Pokemon style combat
Fashion police duo send out some conterfit Pokemon! They have about six between them!
The Pokemon are fashionable, but that only outwardly
Aj gets a promt
What shall he do next?
if he decides to play dirty there will be a karma penalty, also there armed with twin burst fire submachine guns alongside fashion batons, which they might use
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AJ pulls out spare cloths, and combines fire and ice above his head to give himself a shower!
(charm increased by 5)
The weaker minded of the fashion police faint.
(fashion police attack decreased by 10)
Fashion police attack!
AJ takes 12 damage.
(AJ takes a health potion and throws random potions he bought from a witch earlier. )
Fashion police heal 20 health.
Fashion police Pokemon become abominations. Fashion police and AJ are horrified. AJ apologizes and promises to fix it. (AJ uses time potion!) AJ reverses time to right after he showered!
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AJ uses charm. All fashion police pass out. AJ wins!
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AJ drags fashion police away and locks them In Their own jail cell. Neither parties take damage.
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AJ realises that he somehow fought different than it was supposed to be. AJ shrugs and walks towards molts castle, thinking it looks awesome. But noticing that it looks evil.
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AJ gains 20 exp from the win. AJ gains 1 exo from waking. AJ levels up to lvl 125
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AJ attempts to summon … … For company. But fails. AJ wonders where the next wave is. AJ also wonders where his friends are and how he ended up in this (ErRoR)
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(everyone, we need to make a game based on this XD LIKE AND ACTUAL GAME not some cheesy RPG on a forum xd)
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Aj wonders next to the looming, omminious, gothic, fashionable, dark, astoundingly gorgeous, and Basicly impenetrable superfortress/metropolis’s simple little wooden gate.
There Aj sees what it looks like almost…
Like a teenage girl with a set of oversized gothic armor and a impressively large halbard sitting next to the gate, for some reason, maybe scripting he decides to talk to her.
Her face lights up as she sees you! She does a little run in place kind of thing
She is a happy overestatic teenage girl under all that armor!
“Oh hey! Didn’t see ya there, silly me! I’m assume your here to see my boss man?”
“Yea? Ok that’s fine, your going to have to go through the metropolitan area first, and that’s a two man regular team, or 64 boss raid end game god tier, EA dlc loven, total badass, has no life, grabber grabber sized party to enter this area minimum, bit uptight here you can see.”
“However I see you have no party members to speak of, but I’ll be willing to let you in if you give me a nice selfie with you and a autograph as you look simply gorgeous! Where you get those eyes?”
“But just remember, once I let you pass this gate expect nothing but total death and anarchy for you and your crew, sorry to have to be that way, if only some crow whould help you.”
“You can expect… INHALE *A sidescolling platforming beat e’m up experience with the highest perl rating! Complete with insta death traps, gothic legendary ancient steampunk futuristic knights, lava puppies, a Peedeoo7 that constantly aims his mk.2 with a intimidating later sight and if your somewhat not at full sprint expect to suffer a 95.67% health penalty at minimum with full buffs which he is protected by a space shield that can withstand literal planet collisions if he sees you withen 0.1657 of a second of that pace, gothic Godzilla sized dragons, litterly hostile air, the everyday civilian creatures that reside here, mech police, illuminati puppits including but not limited to: Donald trump, Hillary Clinton, Elvis, bill Cosby, reanimated harvest, lizardman, secret service agents, litterly aliens, goku, annoying orange, the teletubbies, feminists, the actural continent of Antarctic, sentient apatchie helicopters, exa yes more.”
EXHALE INHALE
“All at once totally immune to all and any status and afflictions simultaneously trying to,murderize you over a five hour course to ring the bell at our local Starbucks coffee! And then to the fortress level, and then to meet our boss!”
EXHALE INHALE
“Phew, it’s really hard to say all of that.”
“So what you think? Want to give it a try?”
“I’ll wish you luck!!!”
she shrugs and smiles
What does Aj do, it seems like it’s actually impractical to go this rout, but his gut says there is no other way…
Maybe he will just have to go in headfirst and see how that fares!
actually don’t you will die
But… Maybe he should think about this real quick…
Option 1, get help
Option 2, go back in time and kill Molton while he was a baby
Option 2.005, Peedeoo7 is truly and utterly insane, and likely under mind control, maybe Molton got a hold of some of that RA mind control toxin?
Option 2.01, actually I have nothing to suggest here, the narrator is actually stumped.
Continue?
“So what you say? A nice autograph and selfie?”
She smiles, and is charming.
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AJ considers his options.
First AJ decides to deny the autograph and selfie. (He doesnt understand how they would manage to make a selfie in this time period)
AJ decides to use custom option (tell story about the eyes)
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Err0r CoNteNT N0t InGamE ConTacT aDMInIsTraToR
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(AJ is starting to question this “Error”" sense, because he suddenly cant tell what happened to him or why hes here. Hes starting to get tired of this Un-)"“ErR0r”"
.AJ decides to get help. He says goodbye tot he girl and walks towards the last know location of one of his old friends. WHi he will have to convince that ““ErR0r”” cause their memories were replaced in the last ““Err0R”” travel.
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AJ walks away from the castle, and heads towards Brookford. Where an old friend resides. Meanwhile, a girl named Megan and a boy named James are in a tavern in Brookford, currently trying to serve people in a tavern, which mysteriously people dont seem to remember them before they came to work there. All they know is they woke up by some person, who said their names but they dont remember.
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(WIll AJ survive? Will he manage to leave this Un-"“Error”", Can he manage to convince his old friends that they were once his friends?)
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AJ pulls out a old pair of glasses with a crack in one of its lenses, it also seems to have a bloodstain on it. It doesn’t seem to have been made int he time period this ““Error”” is based in, instead it seems based from the f-"“Error”", content not part of game, contact admin or local mod.
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(As AJ walks away, there seems to be 2 of some type of creatures following him, One is made of fire,a nd the other of ice, soon they end up walking up to him, touching him and disapearing.)
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THIS IS GETTING WEIRD XD
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Mr.Rawr walks in, sees the atrocity that’s going on then leaves and necks himself.
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