Unturned Community Members Alignment Chart 2: Electric Boogaloo

i am listed as ignoring the child which i would not do and i am offended

Someday I’ll have enough of a personality to be featured on one of these things.

Edit: wait, what would Pork do though?

all of the above :sunglasses:

No, but in all seriousness he’d invite them into his tank

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Very accurate very cool

I would totally ignore the child. Spot on

notices child

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Wait a second - You forgot to list Nelson, making him a part of the “Ignores the Child” group. He isn’t that bad!

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Something something size restrictions

Plot twist: Nelson is the child.

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I’m happy where I am.


Here. You should be able to fit everyone now. /s but also not /s

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I would make children cry. Not intentionally, but I would.

There is a pedophila joke somewhere in there…
Am I saying you are a pedophile? No, no no no. I am merely saying that one could use this oppurtunity to do just that.

Turns out I am not alone.

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Rain you and i both know how prepared you should be for the incoming pedophile-calling
That being said haha pedo
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Rain is a future pedo confirmed

that was confirmed a long time ago, my dude

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Future

yeah no
Edit i realized now i can infinitly greentext

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