Oh boy, I finally returned and want to speak with you about pretty important theme - japanese “girls” and Vietnam flashbacks. I really damn hate those bastards who loot my houses (these sounds like a meme). And sometimes I realy want to have much more surprises for them. Because turrets are too easy to avoid - sometimes they are realy usleess. And I am silent about ordinary traps, they have no chance of existence. This have to be changed, thats why I here boy.
First vietnam law:
Always mask your traps. You need to introduce the ability to hide traps behind foliage, some kind of mechanisms, doors and so on. I want to see these types of traps:
- the spikes hidden under the pressure plate - you stand on it and after a second you fall into the pit with spikes — yikes —
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- old Joe shotgun behind the door - the one who knocks gets shot. A shotgun is placed near the door, a thread connected to the door is attached to the trigger.
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- Russian stretching trap RASTYAGKA - a thread is pulled between two stakes after someone touches it - bad things come, it can be some grenade, or fire grenade, or some spiked log falling from the ceiling
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High tech shit law: if you can add some high tech add it. Adding aspects of remote trap control. Adding CCTV cameras, trap control panels and so on
- CСTV camera and computer - adds a camera for guys who love to watch… also be fun if there will be possibility to write video
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- Turrets with cameras and personal control - this one is way more better - allows you to controll turret by yourself (title for fools hehe) and punish these bastards also by yourself
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- Turrets customizer - allow you to change turrets firemod to semi auto, burst or full auto
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- New types of turrets - flamethrower turrets, grenade turrets, crossbow turrets
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Vietkong junglemastery law - the forest is the fortress, forest is one and we are the forest.
Don’t Look up on trees…
- Spikes under leaf - the pit at the bottom of which there are stakes, top covered with leaves or grass also smeared with sh… (well, you know this story)
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- Nodule trap - clap and now you on the tree. Hangs the player upside down on a tree to get out the player needs to cut the rope himself or with someone else’s help… or just HANG out there HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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- Bear trap (or snare trap, too hard in english, just that thing from film “Saw”) - antidemocratic. Need to work like juncrat trap frome Overwatch, can be complained with thread, have a high damage and broke legs
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Okay then son, now you are ready to kick some asses by doing nothing, sit and watch, sit and watch