But what if it’s cake salad
If you look closely at the image, you can see the spikes I added
Honestly I’m sick and tired of this bullshit, I need my homebrother Black Carl Sagen to say something.
I have reason to believe it was created by Benson in an effort to summon his own █̷̺͔̯͆̏̓̽͊͒͠█̶̡̲̫̤͇͎̰̥͍͓͖͕̺͖̃́█̴̨̛͔̖̣̜̥͚̣̳͓͎̖̐̓́̍̽̀̋͒̑̉͘̕͠͝█̴̩͚̺̻̥̤͚̖̜͎͕͉̿͑̆͘͠͠█̵̼̟̜̭̰͔̝̾̏̋̎̊͠█̴͈͋̃̈́̏̌̈́̆͗̚̕͝█̴̢͇̬̘̰̪͙̜͉͈͔̭̻̱̥̾̏́█̶̗͎̫͉̠̯̙͎͐͊͌̽͛̔̿̕͠͠█̶̢̫͙͇̗͈̜̗͈̣̖̫͆̈́̆̀ͅ.
About a week ago he sent me this message:
I do not know why he sent this to me so I ignored it. I decided to check back a few hours later to see if he had responded and I was horrified to find this:
I have no knowledge of sending this message so I reported him to the police, as anyone would. However, when I called emergency services, all I could hear was heavy breathing and someone in the background shouting something about buying blimps. I hung up the phone and locked all of my doors when I remembered that I forgot to close discord. I sprinted back to my room but by then it was too late. I will never be able to forget this moment:
T̸̥̹̎ͅh̸̢̛̳̱̤̰e̷̱̗̲͋̓̀̉͜͝ ̶̛̳͗̉͒s̷͚̉̒̆̄t̷̯̖̠̅à̸̟͊͝ř̵͈̤͖̍̽̕ș̸͚̙̆͋̆͠ ̷̛͔̺̙͓͙a̵͈͍͕̬̿̊r̷͈̪̖̼̦̆͘é̶̼̹̰͙͐͆ ̵̢̟̞̳͑g̸̢͈̼̳̜͌ǫ̸̩̬͚̰̏̈́̈́͠n̶͇̭͎̈̄͆̌e̶̘̩͊̇̅͜
oh deer strong text
Wait how the fuck does Benson know my name
Benson knows everyone
is this an SCP
class: lock this thread already
lock your face already
Item #: 5605
Object Class: Keter
SCP 5605 is conclusively not a cheesecake, but we don’t know what it actually is. Test with caution.
Holy fuck it’s sky dragons cake day
Sky dragon I baked you cake
You want ze cake?
hmmm what cake is it? uwu
(u noticed me 0:)
What doz cake dae mean again?
anniversary (one year on the forums) or birthday but mine is anniversary c:
i might have a feeling that this is a [REDACTED]
Benson should go eat SHIT AND DIE