I know you are lacking in many regards.
Unlike me, you are not 6"10, you do not have a 6 pack, and you are not insanely rich with lots of women and love. But you can have 1 thing - an advantage in Call of Duty: Warzone.
After a few weeks of waiting for the game to finish downloading, I played a few matches and was able to conclude that I am the official best plunder player. My skills are unbeatable (under most circumstances).
And I need squadmates.
I can talk over Discord, Guilded, qTox, Snapchat, Skype, Teams, Plink and Gamerlink. I can share highlights to Medal, Lowkey, Moments and ggTV. I could stream it to Twitch too, if you want. I just need a squad, so the anal fisting I receive because of the moronic randoms the game matches me with can be abolished, or at least reduced.
Hopefully you consider, kind reader. DM me if interested.