Blessed Tea

So i was making tea

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This needs to be in Unturned II.
“lord Nelson tea”

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Maybe just call it Nelson Tea to avoid copyright.

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that is the most blessed thing ever

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I took me a second then… got it.

All hail!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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just call it god nelson tea or sex god nelson tea

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Sipping from one of these bad boys right now. What can I say? It tastes like tea, but nothing like either citrus or fruits. To be completely honest, it just tastes like a watered-down water with citric acid.

But hey, it was on sale for $4.49 a dozen, so I won’t complain too much.

I’m a fan of the peaches on the box, definitely good fruit . Say, on the other hand, do you Canadians spell color as “color” or “colour?”

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I usualy add like 2 full teaspoons of sugar and i think that is why i think it tastes ok , without sugar it tastes well not rly that good if you ask me but still now that i saw it is written lord nelson on them i kind of like it more

You monster, don’t bring that back.

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ironically

im on my way to get coke zero

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That cock zero gave terrible piss though

Nelson Sexton

Sexton

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By my calculations, if you were to throw it into the harbor. There’s a slight chances that one shrimp will eat (or drink) that tea. And get caught to be serve here.

And there’s a chance that the shrimp leftovers carcass will be used to make fertilizer to grow those tea again.

It was all planned from the start.

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shut the fuck up

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