Bottled death

[Aj_Gaming]

“Sipping from one of these bad boys right now. What can I say? It tastes like Death, but nothing like either bacon or cheese. To be completely honest, it just tastes like a death.”… Is what you thought I would say.

But Im dead

“Say, on the other hand, What do you think the afterlife is like?” Is what you thought I would say, but Im still dead.

Wasnt gonna dot his, but saw the sheer amount of posts doing this, so i jumped on the bandwagon.

[ThatGuyYouDontKnow]

Stop. You’re not funny.

[anon67155151]

I don’t get it why are you just plagarising redcomms post? Not really funny, plus I don’t think many people know what liquid death is …

: - (

[anon24515308]

“Drinking water from the Austrian Alps”

[Whistleblower]

boomer juice: monster energy zero ultra

zoomer juice:

[TentotheC]

There is no aftetlife what so ever for me. It may just go “pitch black”, and this is it.

[Aj_Gaming]

agreed.

[Aj_Gaming]

Thanks @GreatHeroJ for changing this to memes, as I forgot to do it.

[linkfanpc]

My brothers brought me a can of this covering everything except the name with their hands so i wouldn’t know what substance is in the can and told me to take a sip. It’s really terrible tasting tap water. The back of the can makes up for it though.

@Liquid Death

Our proprietary Thirst Murdering™ process begins with Liquid Death forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding. Which is exactly what happens next by it causing your Thirst’s head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears.

Once your Thirst has been murdered, the soul of your Thirst will begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of Liquid Death to rip its soul back down and force it to begin gluing its own body parts back together so that it can crawl inside you and eventually grow into a fully formed Thirst once again.