Captain sydney rant

anon36099209 · July 10, 2018, 2:09pm

Hi it’s ya egg sussi from the Cool Conspiracy Club headed by gucci gangi and today you won’t believe what I’ve discovered.

Submarinie

So Mr. Molt and basically everyone on the planet had told me that captain Sydney is a female. Well I got proofs on why you were WRONG!

First proof

Sydney is bald.

Now, I don’t think that “Captain Sydney” is on a chemotherapy trail. Or that she’s a monk. (Which is not because no robes.) So?

Q&A Time

"But what about commander laurence? He has a crush on ‘her’ "

Well, I got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you’re RIGHT!
But the bad news is…
Well…

I search his bunk bed and found that…

He has a copy of Y.M.C.A… yep.

(I feel bad for Sydney man.)

Final proof

And lastly. I check Captain Sydney’s wardrobe.

There’s no bikinis nor zucchinis, If Sydney a female then “she” would have both of those. But no. He didn’t. Coincidence? I don’t think so-

Shoot
Oh noes amigoes I got caught red hand.

Damnit, Thank you nuts now I have to post memes with gay Rickster. Please sent help, and don’t give him the stealy wheely, he’s not going to use it to escape.

/s I know Sydney is a woman lol. Sorry I put Sydney on a male homosapien body please don’t kill me thanks.

anon95004049 · July 10, 2018, 3:08pm

im so confused did i just have a stroke

RedCo · July 10, 2018, 3:32pm

11/10 bad meme.

SteveDream · July 10, 2018, 4:07pm

That Lenny tho.

kvc.6 · July 10, 2018, 4:11pm

can i get an egg sausage in this fourm post

Greenbloxs · July 10, 2018, 5:45pm

I think it’s an effect on cancer.

Peedeoo7 · July 10, 2018, 9:02pm

Time to bake some cake!

anon95004049 · July 10, 2018, 9:21pm

mm egg sausage

anon36099209 · July 10, 2018, 11:36pm

Those sausages look kinda bad lol.

kvc.6 · July 11, 2018, 12:05am

You don’t know what your saying

anon36099209 · July 11, 2018, 12:27am

As a member of the Slick Sausage Society. I think my statement is pretty clear.

gaurd · July 11, 2018, 12:33am

This is my favourite meme for unturned xd

anon24515308 · July 11, 2018, 12:40am

Not all sausages need to be slick. Some people find the rougher ones more stimulating.

anon36099209 · July 11, 2018, 1:00am

I don’t know why but you shouldn’t use the word “stimulating” on a sausage. But could be just us.

gaurd · July 11, 2018, 1:29am

Now Im upset. WHAT ABOUT KIELBASA???
(yes i know what it is dont try to smart me cuz its a joke kids)

anon36099209 · July 11, 2018, 1:36am

I perferred wieners.

Both the name and it’s history is just better imo.

KingFrog · July 11, 2018, 1:40am

A kielbasa is literally a sausage made of non-cured salami. It fits in the sausage catagory…/s

anon95004049 · July 11, 2018, 1:52am

I admire the potential for every thread on the forum starting on captain Sydney being possibly transitioning to BLOODY SAUSAGES.

anon36099209 · July 11, 2018, 3:02am

You did this.

anon95004049 · July 11, 2018, 3:38am

@kvc.6

i was following orders