Carpat is a terrible map when I experienced it and here is why! [RANT]

[anon36099209]

Carpat but it’s what 99% of the people thought of from hearing it for the first time. (Colorized)

I’m so sorry for the derailing.

[anon95004049]

@GreatHeroJ bro that joke only works on modject people

@anon36099209 Is this actually what carpat is like? I cant play it ever since I had to downgrade my computer. (marginal /s about asking if that’s what it likes but i mean… yeah)

[m4djoker]

The map isn’t bad at all, it’s actually pretty good if you seek a true survival experience.
Must mention tho, that jus like any other curated map or even like every other official map, at the beginning bugs glitches or flaws are present. People seem to have a very short memory about this, that’s why you can see so much nitpicking criticism about this map around.

There never was a new content in the history of untuned that was ready and fine from the get go (maybe Dankaby’s maps?).
The game itsef had to be developed over years just to reach the “good” status that it has now, so I really can’t understand why people keep expecting triple A contents to be released from day one, especially since this project has been made from a new team, and not by the usuall curated creators that we are used to.

I belive that if the developers of carpat don’t give up, but instead keep working on it we could have one of the finest maps around that could really bring back the so long missed "survival experience.

[Greenbloxs]

I do agree. I think my opinion is changing about CarPat now.

[AstronautPug]

@Greenbloxs

Yesterday, I decided to check out this new curated map called “Carpat”. When I decided to play it in a normal survival singleplayer game, everything looks weird. The trees are glowing purple and the loot spawns are more than minimum! When I played it in first person for 2 minutes and a half, everything became so buggy and the screen is glitching quick to the point that Unturned crashed on my macbook!

Seems like a pretty normal issue

@Greenbloxs

the terrain is like germany, but it mostly has the most minimum or less amount of buildings.

It’s supposed to be a very empty map.

@Greenbloxs

The new clothing looked very nice but the storage is unrealistically minimum!

Actually, no. The clothing was supposed to be this way for realism. At least you can’t fit a PDW in your T-Shirt.

@Greenbloxs

Really, there is no towns, farms or even military bases in Carpat! It’s just an empty void of individual houses, factories and crashed helicopters!

1. There are farms in Carpat.
2. There is a town in Carpat.
3. Military loot is supposed to be spread out.
4. Locations are supposed to be spread out.

@Greenbloxs

I then first complained “This map sucks”. And then they replied why? I then replied "The reason why this sucks because it crashes in first person and the trees are glowing purple! They then questioned “what computer do you use?” and then I replied “a Mac pro”. The they replied “Just blame it on your computer”. IDK if I could blame it or not, it works perfectly good in all of the vanilla maps and curated maps (except for Carpat and Ireland)!

You shouldn’t still be playing on a Macbook, but I don’t blame you.

@Greenbloxs

The other player was not harming me at all but then there was a bandit wearing a blue plaid shirt, a pair of slavic sock jeans and a hat. He then shot the other player I sang to. And then I tried to run away. I then said that im friendly two times but it did not work out at all, I then died. I then respawned near where I died. This time, I have an even worst death. There was a bunch of people with that bandit, holding weapons.

oops welcome to Unturned 3

@Greenbloxs

The player I first map was not naked anymore, instead he was wearing the gopnik pants I wore. And then head shot me with a Kryzkarak! What a traitor!

oops welcome to Unturned 3

@Greenbloxs

In conclusion, I think this map is so wrong in many ways. I will give it a 2/10 or any F+. One of the positives are just the designs of the new clothing but the negatives is everything! Enough with the ranting, what’s your experience so far. Sorry if it’s a long paragraph or if not a story!

oops look like you missed the whole premise of the map

[Greenbloxs]

I did not even realized it oof

[PauSeenP]

I think the part we should all be more concerned about is the fact that several buildings don’t have entrances . It’s this kind of crash and burn release that reminds me why I stopped playing 3.0

[SluggedCascade]

wow you put a lot of effort into making this joke. only thing you did wrong was not post it under #memes

[Greenbloxs]

It was not a joke. I was actually kind of ignorant.

[Antonio]

Are you sure the server you joined isn’t a creative one?

[Greenbloxs]

It did not say creative according to it’s title

[anon42100029]

Yes, there are towns and farms.
and yes, the reason for most of the issues are your computer.
also why the fuck are you gaming on a macbook
Also, “sock jeans”.

[anon36099209]

The only reason I don’t like this map is not because of the fact that people said that it’s just too-unpolished. But because that they use “The farm” instead of “Dimitri’s farm”

Smh this map rusted my mouth. /s