Dear Nelson

[calamari]

I talked to you once while Athens was being tested and I think that means I should get a 4.x key and 20 bucks for my troubles

[FlodotelitoKifo]

Dear Nelson, I talked to you once while Rio was being tested and I think that means I should get a 4.x key and 20 bucks for my troubles

[calamari]

Dear Nelson, Please do not give user “FlodotelitoKifo” a 4.x key OR any money.

[AnimaticFreak]

Dear Nelson, I [REDACTED]

[calamari]

SCP - NELSON
Object Class: Keter
Containment process: Kick him from the group while he is inside a closed room
Description: Scary yellow man make game

[kosma]

also drinks maple syrup like every canadian

[Davidoz]

dear nelson, i never talked to you but please give me a key because i made thanos car

[calamari]

Dear Nelson, If he gets a key for thanos car I should get a key for my exploding bean cans.

[MoltonMontro]

Dearest Nelson,

Please give your trusty moderators permission to silence the mortals who ask for a key.

Permanently.

Thank you! \o/

EDIT: and no take-backs

[calamari]

Dear Nelson, What he said ^^^^

[kosma]

dearestestester nelson

hi i love u