I don't want to be copystriked!


#1

Guys, This is so very sad. I can’t use copyrighted soda flavors, or I might get copystriked, so I need some inconspicuous/ingenious soda name parodies for these 3 soda brands!

Coca Cola

Mountain Dew

Pepsi

I will not be accepting Bepis for an answer, do to phallic correlations. I’ll choose the three best and have it for a vote in the next blog for candyland.


#2
  • Good ol’ fashioned cola

  • A peak’s rain

  • Death in a bottle

Hope this helps.


#3

Ok so

Bottled Cola

NRG Drink

Bottled Soda

Thank me later


#4

:frowning: These are too original


#5
  • Soca Soda
  • Fountain Dew
  • Peppi

Sometimes, one letter is all you need. Hope that helps.


#6

red coke
creek piss
blue soda


#7

where’s Dr. Pepper


#8

XLR8 Dew

Repsi

Coal Coke


#13

Pesky's Premium soda
Now with more chemicals and antibiotics

edit: i just got word from the higher ups that i’m not supposed to be sponsoring my products without being licensed by the national drug union.

but i don’t care, my business is flourishing with at most 12$.


#14

heres my input:
soda
soda
soda


#15

How about making them map themed

Carioca Cola (Rio)
Dublin dew (Ireland)
Athens Arena soda(you know it :wink:)


#16

Dr. Ploxx
Joke-a cola
Valley Drip
Septic-si


#17

I love Dublin dew only because it sounds like a cod zombies perk. If we are going for that sort of naming scheme:
Candy Cola
Dewdrops Dew or Dandy Dew
and Ghost valley soda


#18

image


#19

no bepis plox


#20

just steal the names from the Dub The Dew contest, i’ll post a picture of the top 10.


#21

Fapple

I’ll take your entire stock


#22

one of them was just called pepsi and another was poison


#23

f word


#24

you were supposed to put it in the thread dumbass
and it’s too late to change the poll now