Guys, This is so very sad. I can’t use copyrighted soda flavors, or I might get copystriked, so I need some inconspicuous/ingenious soda name parodies for these 3 soda brands!
Coca Cola
Mountain Dew
Pepsi
I will not be accepting Bepis for an answer, do to phallic correlations. I’ll choose the three best and have it for a vote in the next blog for candyland.
Good ol’ fashioned cola
A peak’s rain
Death in a bottle
Hope this helps.
Ok so
Bottled Cola
NRG Drink
Bottled Soda
Thank me later
These are too original
Sometimes, one letter is all you need. Hope that helps.
red coke
creek piss
blue soda
where’s Dr. Pepper
XLR8 Dew
Repsi
Coal Coke
Pesky's Premium soda
Now with more chemicals and antibiotics
edit: i just got word from the higher ups that i’m not supposed to be sponsoring my products without being licensed by the national drug union.
but i don’t care, my business is flourishing with at most 12$.
heres my input:
soda
soda
soda
How about making them map themed
Carioca Cola (Rio)
Dublin dew (Ireland)
Athens Arena soda(you know it 
)
Dr. Ploxx
Joke-a cola
Valley Drip
Septic-si
I love Dublin dew only because it sounds like a cod zombies perk. If we are going for that sort of naming scheme:
Candy Cola
Dewdrops Dew or Dandy Dew
and Ghost valley soda
no bepis plox
Fapple
…
I’ll take your entire stock
one of them was just called pepsi and another was poison
you were supposed to put it in the thread dumbass
and it’s too late to change the poll now
