Guys, This is so very sad. I can’t use copyrighted soda flavors, or I might get copystriked, so I need some inconspicuous/ingenious soda name parodies for these 3 soda brands!
I will not be accepting Bepis for an answer, do to phallic correlations. I’ll choose the three best and have it for a vote in the next blog for candyland.
- Soca Soda
- Fountain Dew
Sometimes, one letter is all you need. Hope that helps.
Pesky's Premium soda
Now with more chemicals and antibiotics
edit: i just got word from the higher ups that i’m not supposed to be sponsoring my products without being licensed by the national drug union.
but i don’t care, my business is flourishing with at most 12$.
heres my input:
How about making them map themed
Carioca Cola (Rio)
Dublin dew (Ireland)
Athens Arena soda(you know it )
I love Dublin dew only because it sounds like a cod zombies perk. If we are going for that sort of naming scheme:
Dewdrops Dew or Dandy Dew
and Ghost valley soda
just steal the names from the Dub The Dew contest, i’ll post a picture of the top 10.
I’ll take your entire stock
one of them was just called pepsi and another was poison
you were supposed to put it in the thread dumbass
and it’s too late to change the poll now