Edit: WOW I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN GOLD BEFORE THANKS!!!
wow dude that is not funny r/lostredditors
edit: ok why i am getting downvotes go back to r/dankmemes
edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger!
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
edit: ok you fuckwads, for the last time socialism is a great concept just because communism was a badly executed attempt doesn’t mean capitalism is better stfu republicucks
edit: thanks for the platinum kind stranger!
Haha what? No. You seriously think that I would ever not have love or sex? Pff. Pathetic. I have sex all the time with many beautiful women (not men) I love boobs and girls and not men or weenies because those are really gross. Because I think they are gross I do not have sex with men or have relationships with them, because I am straight and not gay. I have sex with women all the time, and I have love for women very very often, but never with men because I am not a homosexual, because if I were a homosexual, I would be in a loving relationship with a man, which I am not, have not, and never will, because peeners are icky and way grosser than girls and their bodies, which I enjoy because I am a straight male who had lots of sex.
In conclusion: This meme is NOT true and is very stupid because of how false it is and not accurate, because I have sex with women all the time.
Edit: Why am I being downvoted? Russian bots are in full force today huh…
Suppose I say the sentence “Today is Wenesday.” and I say it all the time, everyday, even when it isn’t Wednesday. And I even Today’s Wednesday say “Today’s Wednesday” at times when its completely ina-Today’s Wednesday-propriate.
If you’re very clever you might start to suspect that I’m not really talking about the days of the week. Those are the words that I’m using but I’m actually doing something else with them.
Today is Wednesday.