Hello, I have summoned the forum dwellers in a conquest too find the elusive reddit gold.
They say that this gold fills the void in your heart, or can severely boost your ego.
Some even say it earns you the right too fuck someones wife. It rhymes so hey, can’t be that far-fetched right?
Here is what it looks like:
People have asked, and they were just given it, but after begging and begging, these people actually thought I wasn’t entitled to such treasures, it was pathetic. They dared call me a “Karmawhore” despite not being interested in the karma.
I’m interested in this reward because it will allow me to infiltrate r/lounge, then i’ll be able to get information on hongkong and liberate it’s people. Once I find this artifact I am going to get into contact with Keanu Reeves himself, and then we’ll enter a study session of necromancy. We will then use our new found knowledge to resurrect Harambe and Stan lee, as well as Steve from minecraft so he can craft us armor.
All the pieces will be set then, from my mother’s basement, we will make this happen, then we can sign off with “We did it reddit!”
I will not dulge in classified information to state what this plan entails, but to finish off this thread, I restate my question.
How do you get reddit gold? Do I need to be a moderator?
Also to counteract this shitty shitpost here’s a funny mem
Oh, I was afraid that would be the case, unfortunately fortune-chan is an enemy.
We must deal with her swiftly before she releases all of her strength on us
Now, what do you know fellow 4channer? You’ve been busted, now you will be captured and interrogated.
I’m just shaking my head in furious agony.