do you know that joke about the construction worker?
he fell from the roof
XD
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this has to be the most low effort meme i have seen on here
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Low effort can be funny. 
What do you call an alligator in a vest??
An Investigator
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yes
your eye is sweating
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there is ketchup coming out of your eye
Joke 1
How do you kill a squirrel?
With a squirrel gun.
How do you kill a buffalo?
With a buffalo gun.
How do you kill an elephant?
With an elephant gun.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a red elephant
Choke him until he turns blue then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a green elephant?
Embarrass him until he turns red, then choke him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Sicken him until he turns green, then embarrass him until he turns red, then choke him until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a plaid elephant?
You can’t, because they don’t exist.
Joke 2
You have 100 bricks on a plane and one falls out, how many bricks do you have left on the plane?
How do you store a jackal in a fridge?
There's three steps.
Step One:
Open the fridge.
Step Two:
Put the jackal in.
Step Three:
Close the fridge.
How do you store an elephant in a fridge?
There's four steps.
Step One:
Open the fridge.
Step Two:
Take the jackal out.
Step Three:
Put the elephant in.
Step Four:
Close the fridge.
The lion, king of the animal kingdom has invited all his subjects to a party, and is pleased with all the animals present, but is furious that one of them refused to attend his party. Which animal was missing from the party?
The elephant who is still trapped in the fridge.
Little Suzie goes through the alligator infested swamp without being attacked by alligators, how does she do it?
She waited until the alligators left for the lions party.
She dies anyways. What killed her?
One of one hundred bricks fell out of a plane and hit her on the head.
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Construction Nelson is down! Someone call Doctor Nelson!
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GOLD COALITION
GOLD COALITION
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Unturned Coalition Upgrade DLC
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What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders! 
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INCREDIBLE. Thank you for this amazing piece of comedy gold.
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