Nelson should sponsor MineCraft Awesome Parodys

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MineCraft Awesome Parodys. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the different levels of irony most of the comedy will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also MineCraft Awesome Parodye’es cringronic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from that one time he whispered “I wanna kill myself” in the song parody MINE ODDITY | MINECRAFT PARODY OF SPACE ODDITY at 2:57, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about MINECRAFT. As a consequence people who dislike MineCraft Awesome Parodys truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in MineCraft Awesome Parodys’es greatest hit “MINE DIAMONDS” which itself is a cryptic reference to the ironic and cringey memescape of this modern world. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as MineCraft Awesome Parodys’s genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a MineCraft Awesome Parodys tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I firmly beleive nelson sexton should sponsor MineCraft Awesome Parodys. Let’s start with the fact that MineCraft Awesome Parodys is obviously supposed to represent the Capitalist West in socioeconomic decline. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is rife with all sorts of social ills-poverty, pollution, unproductivity, unemployment, etc.-and is rapidly stagnating. STOP CHEATING | MINECRAFT PARODY OF BRING ME TO LFIE is clearly supposed to represent the U.S. government-an iron-fisted organization dedicated to the preservation of capitalism in order to preserve its own power. I BANNED YOU | MINECRAFT PARODY OF HALO is a painfully obvious metaphor for the entrenched bourgeoisie doing anything in their power to keep their money. MINE DIAMONDS | miNECRAFT PARODY OF TAKE ON ME, WELCOME TO MY MINE | MINECRAFT PARODI OF WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, and MINE ODDITY | MINECRAFT PARODY OF SPACE ODDITY are meant to represent the normies, too enthralled with the cringe and memes provided by MineCraft Awesome Parodys’es regime to see their own enslavement. GREIFING IT ALL | MINECRAFT PARODY OF ASAIN JAKE PAUL represents Joseph McCarthy and the far right-dedicated completely to the prevention of the International Revolution. GONNA GET MY DIAMONDS BACK | ORIGINAL MC SONG | NEW DISCORD! is supposed to represent allies of Socialism-feminism, suffragism, self-determination, pacifism, etc., and could even be a veiled analogue to Rosa Luxemburg. And finally, we get to MINECRAFT STEVE | MINECRAFT PAODRY OF OCEAN MAN (NEW DISCORD!).
MINECRAFT STEVE | MINECRAFT PAODRY OF OCEAN MAN (NEW DISCORD!)'s name is obviously a reference to the dead man named Steve Jobs, the creator of Apple, which after Steve’s death now is led by Tim Cook. Apple descends from the sky-clear divine imagery-to sedate the normies into submission. Apple is currently trying to dominate the phone industry. Apple is trying to keep normies happy to stop a revolution. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is trying to make us aware of that. Only subliminally. Google has such a choke hold on search engines and targeted advertising Google would delete MineCraft Awesome Parodys’es youtube channel instantly if they found out.
Is this all a coincidence? Or has MineCraft Awesome Parodys been subliminally encouraging communism amongst the normies all this time? I’ll let you be the judge.

That is why Nelson sexton should sponsor MineCraft Awesome Parodys. The normies would be aware of the game and buy it. Making burgerese nelson even more rich. beourgerese scum nolsen.

Nelson should email MineCraft Awesome Parodys something like this

hierlo i would like to spornsor you so my capitaliest pig game Untorrend can yget poplar. I want more money. I will gitve you 50 thoustand dollers to mmake a song about how unntered is not leek minecroft. anturned is a differnet geam than miencraft

Then MineCraft Awesome Parodys will respond like this.

Hello. I am inquired by your exquisite offer. The money you will send me will make a fine donation to Communist Party USA. I shall post the sponsored video on the video sharing website Youtube, where I have a large following of subscribers. The said video will be released in one fortnight. My paypal is here:{CENSORED}

MineCraft Awesome Parodys deserves nothing except our eternal gratitude for creating videos. It is essentially the only Youtube channel currently existing that has a transcendental value, or is brimming with subtle emotion. The aesthetic employed within it is so often taken from minecraft culture, and there’s so many stories that deal with herobrine mythology or are inspired by white civilization. But even when a video deals exclusively with minecraft culture, the emotional resonance is there. Why? Because the root of both MineCraft Awesome Parodys and whites is the same. What is this root? Is it something immaterial like a soul, a word of God that materialized and solidified in both our cultures and psyches? Or is it just the end result of Youtube purity? I don’t know. But I do know that anime has provided a glimpse into that which both races and cultures dreamed off and desired for aeons. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is the ONLY form of entertainment suitable for consumption if you are a self-respecting white male. And as time goes on we can see the divide between those who have taste and those who do not, and I’m glad we’re having this divide. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is the high culture of the 20th and 21st century, something that is a genuine creative effort devoid of dubious ideologies. It is a piece of eternity given to us and expressed by us. It is OUR artform and OUR defiance to the filth of movies, actors, celebrities and the whole Western media apparatus. It eclipsed them completely. It rendered them obsolete.
Edit: 2:57 not 2:31

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1 hour 16 minutes. Thats how long this took.

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Why does this exist?

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I’m proud to say I don’t understand.

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At first i thought this was some bland copypaste

but then i read more and it was GLORIOUS

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If I could only give a single downvote on this website, I would probably use it on this.

What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

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Okay nevermind I’d use it on this instead.

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What did you just mine about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the minecraft Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret greifings on herobrine, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in minecraft 1.8 pvp and I’m the top miner in the entire minecraft fandom. You are nothing to me but just another creeper. I will ban you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this minecraft server, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the minecraft chat? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the server and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the diamond sword, minecrafter. The diamond sword that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my iron pickaxe. Not only am I extensively trained in 1.8 minecraft pvp, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mincecraft Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of this server. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will rain arrows all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

[Intro]
“Alright guys, cough I’m doing ‘Take On Me’ now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good.”

[Verse 1]
Minin’ away
I don’t know what to mine
I’ll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What’s that I found?

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I’ll mine them
So far I’ve got two!

[Verse 2]
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I’m gonna make
A lock on it

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I’ll mine them
So far I’ve got two!

[Bridge]
“Ah! cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough
I’m alright, I’m ready”

[Verse 3]
All these diamonds
Sittin’ carefully lay
I’m getting worried (“Shut the fucking door!”)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it’s Notch!

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they’re safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Now…
Now that they’re safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mine diamonds, heavy breathing (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)

[Outro]
“Uh, Thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song”

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this is what you get when you order shitposts for your shitpost

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…i believe its called Minecraft not MineCraft unless they renamed in the past 5 hours

with that many views maybe they should try invest in a better mic

“usually i do not encourage suicide
however in this case, i support it with open arms”

-Tehswordninja, 2017

fucking lost my shit when I read this xD

Communism > Navy SEAL

xdlewisdx, Effectivism, FlodotelitoKifo can all die in a pit of CREEPERS

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yes i want to die in one

also thats a lot of minecrafts

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I was about to comment on that, but realised it’s too much work for an outcome that is Minecraft supporters

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