Nelson should sponsor MineCraft Awesome Parodys

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MineCraft Awesome Parodys. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the different levels of irony most of the comedy will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also MineCraft Awesome Parodye’es cringronic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from that one time he whispered “I wanna kill myself” in the song parody MINE ODDITY | MINECRAFT PARODY OF SPACE ODDITY at 2:57, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about MINECRAFT. As a consequence people who dislike MineCraft Awesome Parodys truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in MineCraft Awesome Parodys’es greatest hit “MINE DIAMONDS” which itself is a cryptic reference to the ironic and cringey memescape of this modern world. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as MineCraft Awesome Parodys’s genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a MineCraft Awesome Parodys tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I firmly beleive nelson sexton should sponsor MineCraft Awesome Parodys. Let’s start with the fact that MineCraft Awesome Parodys is obviously supposed to represent the Capitalist West in socioeconomic decline. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is rife with all sorts of social ills-poverty, pollution, unproductivity, unemployment, etc.-and is rapidly stagnating. STOP CHEATING | MINECRAFT PARODY OF BRING ME TO LFIE is clearly supposed to represent the U.S. government-an iron-fisted organization dedicated to the preservation of capitalism in order to preserve its own power. I BANNED YOU | MINECRAFT PARODY OF HALO is a painfully obvious metaphor for the entrenched bourgeoisie doing anything in their power to keep their money. MINE DIAMONDS | miNECRAFT PARODY OF TAKE ON ME, WELCOME TO MY MINE | MINECRAFT PARODI OF WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, and MINE ODDITY | MINECRAFT PARODY OF SPACE ODDITY are meant to represent the normies, too enthralled with the cringe and memes provided by MineCraft Awesome Parodys’es regime to see their own enslavement. GREIFING IT ALL | MINECRAFT PARODY OF ASAIN JAKE PAUL represents Joseph McCarthy and the far right-dedicated completely to the prevention of the International Revolution. GONNA GET MY DIAMONDS BACK | ORIGINAL MC SONG | NEW DISCORD! is supposed to represent allies of Socialism-feminism, suffragism, self-determination, pacifism, etc., and could even be a veiled analogue to Rosa Luxemburg. And finally, we get to MINECRAFT STEVE | MINECRAFT PAODRY OF OCEAN MAN (NEW DISCORD!).
MINECRAFT STEVE | MINECRAFT PAODRY OF OCEAN MAN (NEW DISCORD!)'s name is obviously a reference to the dead man named Steve Jobs, the creator of Apple, which after Steve’s death now is led by Tim Cook. Apple descends from the sky-clear divine imagery-to sedate the normies into submission. Apple is currently trying to dominate the phone industry. Apple is trying to keep normies happy to stop a revolution. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is trying to make us aware of that. Only subliminally. Google has such a choke hold on search engines and targeted advertising Google would delete MineCraft Awesome Parodys’es youtube channel instantly if they found out.
Is this all a coincidence? Or has MineCraft Awesome Parodys been subliminally encouraging communism amongst the normies all this time? I’ll let you be the judge.

That is why Nelson sexton should sponsor MineCraft Awesome Parodys. The normies would be aware of the game and buy it. Making burgerese nelson even more rich. beourgerese scum nolsen.

Nelson should email MineCraft Awesome Parodys something like this

hierlo i would like to spornsor you so my capitaliest pig game Untorrend can yget poplar. I want more money. I will gitve you 50 thoustand dollers to mmake a song about how unntered is not leek minecroft. anturned is a differnet geam than miencraft

Then MineCraft Awesome Parodys will respond like this.

Hello. I am inquired by your exquisite offer. The money you will send me will make a fine donation to Communist Party USA. I shall post the sponsored video on the video sharing website Youtube, where I have a large following of subscribers. The said video will be released in one fortnight. My paypal is here:{CENSORED}

MineCraft Awesome Parodys deserves nothing except our eternal gratitude for creating videos. It is essentially the only Youtube channel currently existing that has a transcendental value, or is brimming with subtle emotion. The aesthetic employed within it is so often taken from minecraft culture, and there’s so many stories that deal with herobrine mythology or are inspired by white civilization. But even when a video deals exclusively with minecraft culture, the emotional resonance is there. Why? Because the root of both MineCraft Awesome Parodys and whites is the same. What is this root? Is it something immaterial like a soul, a word of God that materialized and solidified in both our cultures and psyches? Or is it just the end result of Youtube purity? I don’t know. But I do know that anime has provided a glimpse into that which both races and cultures dreamed off and desired for aeons. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is the ONLY form of entertainment suitable for consumption if you are a self-respecting white male. And as time goes on we can see the divide between those who have taste and those who do not, and I’m glad we’re having this divide. MineCraft Awesome Parodys is the high culture of the 20th and 21st century, something that is a genuine creative effort devoid of dubious ideologies. It is a piece of eternity given to us and expressed by us. It is OUR artform and OUR defiance to the filth of movies, actors, celebrities and the whole Western media apparatus. It eclipsed them completely. It rendered them obsolete.
Edit: 2:57 not 2:31

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1 hour 16 minutes. Thats how long this took.

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Why does this exist?

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I’m proud to say I don’t understand.

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At first i thought this was some bland copypaste

but then i read more and it was GLORIOUS

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If I could only give a single downvote on this website, I would probably use it on this.

What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

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Okay nevermind I’d use it on this instead.

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What did you just mine about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the minecraft Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret greifings on herobrine, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in minecraft 1.8 pvp and I’m the top miner in the entire minecraft fandom. You are nothing to me but just another creeper. I will ban you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this minecraft server, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the minecraft chat? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the server and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the diamond sword, minecrafter. The diamond sword that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my iron pickaxe. Not only am I extensively trained in 1.8 minecraft pvp, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mincecraft Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of this server. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will rain arrows all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.

[Intro]
“Alright guys, cough I’m doing ‘Take On Me’ now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good.”

[Verse 1]
Minin’ away
I don’t know what to mine
I’ll mine this anyway
In this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What’s that I found?

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I’ll mine them
So far I’ve got two!

[Verse 2]
So easy to mine
With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay
In my Minecraft chests
So I’m gonna make
A lock on it

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
I’ll mine them
So far I’ve got two!

[Bridge]
“Ah! cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough
I’m alright, I’m ready”

[Verse 3]
All these diamonds
Sittin’ carefully lay
I’m getting worried (“Shut the fucking door!”)
If they might get stolen
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it’s Notch!

[Chorus]
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)
Now they’re safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Now…
Now that they’re safe
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mine diamonds, heavy breathing (Take on me)
Mine diamonds (Take on me)

[Outro]
“Uh, Thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song”

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[Verse 1]
Uh, open up the potions, pop!
It’s my mine come on, mine it up!
Hear a hiss behind the door and the night begins
Creepers done this before, I never let ‘em in
Pack up your inventory, ‘n’ we can go out
Bring some extra food so that you don’t starve
Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring your pickaxe
Yeah, you know where we goin’
Sometimes you forget torches

[Chorus]
Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
We ain’t gonna strip mine
We don’t have to fight mobs
Welcome to my mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don’t gotta dodge lava
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine

[Verse 2]
When it comes and you know that you wanna stay
Block dirt, let’s start mining those real things
Keep those swords in our hands, and open up those potions
Let’s fight those mobs, come on slash away
Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring a pickaxe
Yeah, we know where we going
Sometimes you forget torches

[Chorus]
Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
We don’t gotta strip mine, we don’t have to fight mobs
Welcome to my mine,play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds,we don’t gotta dodge lava… (pause)
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my…

[Outro and “Rap” part]
Welcome to my strip mine, the mine, the cave, the crack
My mine is your mine, treating it right
Sorry if my mine don’t have the gold
As soon as I dig down I will find more of that
Oh, my goodness, what is that?
Azul brillante, guapo, so we’re going to mine that
I think I know what that is
O.M.G it’s diamonds!

[Chorus]
Welcome to my mine, we will mine diamonds
We don’t gotta strip mine
We don’t gotta fight mobs
Welcome to my mine, play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don’t gotta dodge lava
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine
Hah, yeah!
Alright guys it’s my Minecraft parody
it’s called Mine Oddity

Oddidy

  • Clears Minecrafter Throat *

i’m going to sing it
'Cause i wrote it
in Notepad
Please leave a like and have no hate
because I - I’m - I’m just
i’m just practicing singing

Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Closing my Minecraft doors chests are empty.
Check your pickaxe, and may Notch love be with you
wierd whisper (transition)?
This is Diamond Sword to Major Steve
You’re gonna find diamonds
And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor
Now it’s time to dig straight down if you dare!
This is Major Steve to Diamond Pickaxe
I’m mining some obsidian
And it’s taking very long, why does it have to?
And tonight lapis doesn’t look like diamonds!
From here I have 16 torches left
Noo more coal!
The mines are getting darker and there’s nothing I can do…
(Instrumental)
Though I’ve mined almost 100 diamonds, I’m getting very low on health
And I think my diamond pickaxe is about to break!
Please tell Notch I love him very much.
He knows!
Diamond Sword to Major Steve
Your sword just broke, there’s creepers near!
Can I fight 'till I decease? (x3)
Can I fight all these creepers here’s a way out
I see some grass
The mine is getting lighter, and I’m almost getting through.
(It’s a good song)
[Introduction, spoken]
Hey guys, happy new year!

[Verse 1]
An admin once told me
That I could mine some diamonds
I have the sharpest tool in my chest
He was looking at me funny
Because I didn’t have any diamonds
So I’m gonna go to a mineshaft

[Pre-Chorus]
So I didn’t stop mining and I didn’t stop mining
Not gonna stop 'til I get some diamonds
Got a crafting table and a bed
You take your sword but then it gets rough
Some much to mine, so much to sight
So what’s wrong if I mine for days?
You’ll never mine if you don’t go
You’ll never find any emerald

[Chorus]
Hey now, I’m a miner
Get my armour on, mine!
Hey now, smelting all ores
Gonna keep going, get iron!
All I want is diamonds
Only mining ores
Break the cobblestone

[Verse 2]
It’s a deep place, but I’m gonna go deeper
Not gonna stop 'til I get some diamonds
Any new ore begins to differ
Judging by the mine that I have been mining in
He said he would just give me some more
But that wouldn’t be the same as getting them myself
“What, with diamond ores?”
“That’s the way I like getting them I’ll never get bored”

[Chorus]
Hey now, I’m a miner
Get my armour on, mine!
Hey now, smelting all ores
Gonna keep going, get iron!
All I want is diamonds
Only mining ores
Break the cobblestone

[Spoken over Instrumental]
Yeah, thanks for this song

[Chorus]
Hey now, I’m a miner
Get my armour on, mine!
Hey now, smelting all ores
Gonna keep going, get iron!
All I want is diamonds
Only mining ores
Break the cobblestone

[Verse 3]
Somebody once asked “Could you spare some iron ingots?
I need to get diamonds myself”
I say no, hahaha, and I killed him with my sword
And it was really, really, great!

[Pre-Chorus]
So I didn’t stop mining and I didn’t stop mining
Not gonna stop 'til I get some diamonds
Got a crafting table and a bed
You take your sword but then it gets rough
Some much to mine, so much to sight
So what’s wrong if I mine for days?
You’ll never mine if you don’t go
You’ll never find any emerald

[Chorus]
Hey now, I’m a miner
Get my armour on, mine!
Hey now, smelting all ores
Gonna keep going, get iron!
All I want is diamonds
Only mining ores
Break the cobblestone
And all I want is diamonds
Only mining ores
Break the cobblestone

[Ending, spoken]
Thanks for recommending this song guys!
[Introduction, spoken]
Alright guys, we’re back here with another minecraft parody
Gonna close my door
Uh so uh, it’s going to be uh a parody of pumped up kicks
I had this song requested just like Africa
I think it’s a good song. I don’t know what it means but I just, I like it and uhh sniffs and yeah uhh I’m gonna parody it

[Verse 1]
I have got good aim
I will steal all your diamond swords and take my plan…trails off
I have 64 arrows in my inventory
I’m a gooooood player
Yeah I found an enchanted bow in my ender chest
Some poison arrows
I like them my gold(?) and I’m coming for you

[Chorus]
All the other players with the diamonds swords
Better sprint, better jump
And you won’t escape
All the other players with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows
All the other players with the diamonds swords
Better sprint, better jump
And you won’t escape
All the other kids with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows

[Verse 2]
Ehhh all day, I play minecraft all day
And I’m working on my aim, and I’m working on my aim
I got myself another bow
It has infinity and a fire enchantment
I waited for a long time
Now I can kill players even faster for their diamond swords
I say I might get banned
But I want the diamonds

[Chorus]
All of the players with the diamonds swords
Better sprint, better jump
you won’t escape
All the other players with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows
All of the players with the diamonds swords
Better sprint, better jump
you won’t escape
All the other players with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows

[Bridge]
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah
I got diamonds, gold, iron woo-woo
Yeah,Yeah,Yeah, Yeah
I got diamonds, gold, iron woo-woo
Ahh, I got diamonds
I got gold and iron
Can’t, can’t, you can’t match up to me
Cause I will kill you for free

[Chorus]
All of the players with the diamonds swords
Better run, better jump
You won’t escape
All the other players with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows
All of the players with the diamonds or swords
Better sprint, better jump
You won’t escape
All the other players with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows
All of the players with the diamonds swords
Better jump, better sprint
You won’t escape
All the other players with the iron or gold
You better jump, better sprint
Faster than my arrows

All of the players with the…

[Outro, spoken]
ok bye guys
[Verse 1]
Minecraft Steve
Take me by the block
To the biome that you understand
Oh Minecraft Steve

[Verse 2]
Minecraft Steve
Take me by the block
To the biome that you understand
Oh Minecraft Steve
[Introduction, spoken]
Hi guys
sorry that I have been gone for so long
but I’m back now
Today I’m doing Mine On
It’s a Minecraft parody of “Dream On”
coughcoughcough

Alright

Thanks for all the support that you guys have been giving me
also, make sure to like the video
[Verse 1]
Everytime that I log onto Minecraft
All these mobs started attacking me in the mineshaft
My sword is broken
because of the mobs
Cause thats the mine
every… everybody’s got the diamonds they have to mine

Yeah.
I have to go and mine
all the creeper all the zombies
yeah, i know you have to die
because you die because you have to mine

[Verse 2]
Half my life is spent on an island
Digging, mine tons of iron and ores
You have to mine
All the creepers come to boom

[Pre-Chorus]
Mine on!
Mine all the diamonds
mine all the lapis
mine all the iron
mine diamonds just for Minecraft
mine it tomorrow
the Ender Dragon will kill

Yeah
*cough"

Mine diamonds
mine all the cobblestone
mine all the lapis
mine all the iron
mine diamonds just for minecraft
mine it tomorrow
the Ender Dragon will kill you

uh!

[Chorus]
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine all the diamonds!

Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine all the diamonds!

Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Mine on!
Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Mine all
mine all the cobblestone
mine all the lapis
mine all the iron
mine diamonds just for minecraft
mine it tomorrow
the Ender Dragon will kill you

-monds
mine all the cobblestone
mine all the lapis
mine all the diamonds
mine diamonds just for minecraft
mine it tomorrow
the Ender Dragon will kill you!!

[Outro, spoken]
Thanks for all the support guys.
leave a like

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[Introduction, spoken]
We’ll mine again
Don’t know where, don’t know when
But I know we’ll mine again
In some dark cave

[Chorus]
We’ll mine again
Don’t know where, don’t know when
But I know we’ll mine again
In some dark cave

[Verse]
Keep mining through
Just like you used to do
'Till your Diamond Pickaxe breaks
And you get a new one

Oh, won’t you please mine some more
Diamonds for me
It doesn’t take long
I’ll be happy to know
That as you saw me mine
I was mining diamonds

[Chorus]
We’ll mine again
Don’t know where, don’t know when
But I know we’ll mine again
In some dark cave

We’ll mine again
Don’t know where, don’t know when
But I know we’ll mine again
In some dark cave

[Verse]
Keep mining through
Just like you used to do
'Till your Diamond Pickaxe breaks
And you get a new one

Oh, won’t you please mine some more
Diamonds for me
It doesn’t take long
I’ll be happy to know
That as you saw me mine
I was mining diamonds

[Chorus]
We’ll mine again
Don’t know where, don’t know when
But I know we’ll mine again
In some dark cave
Do you remember
We were mining a mine in September
Noteblocks playing all night, no creepers
While we kept the zombies away

Pickaxe not breaking
In the star that our swords were swinging
As we mined all the ores, remember
How the skeleton horse was away!

[Chorus]
Ah, ha, ha, badiya, do you guys remember
Badiya, mining in September
Badiya, never was a dead-end cave

Badudu dadudu antsudu adudu
Badudu badudu, badidi dadu
Badede badede, badiye adede
Yeah

My ores are with me
Staying safe at home from danger
No more coal and lapiz, remember
How we mined diamonds night and day

[?]
Putting ores in our chest and our tools
No more coals and Lapiz, remember
The ores we will all share today

[Chorus]
Ah, ha, ha, badiya, do you guys remember
Badiya, mining in September
Badiya, never was a dead-end cave

Badudu badudu, say do you remember
Badudu badudu, mining in September
Badudu, badudu, never was a dead-end cave

-diya, mining in September
Badiya, never was a dead-end cave

Badiya, mining in September
Badiya, do you guys remember
Badiya, playing noteblocks night and day

Badiya, say do you remember
Badiya, mining in September
Badiya, never was a dead-end cave

Ba, da, badudu, dadudu
Ba, da (yeah), badudu, badudu
Badudu, yade, badudu, badede, yeah

Badudu, badudu, badede badudu
Dadudu, badudu, badudu bade
Badudu, badede, never was a dead-end cave
[Verse 1]
Mining
I’m swinging my pickaxe from left to right,
Mining
I usually get more diamonds but it’s alright
It made me put away my sword
Crafting
You made a miner wait to get his, armor
I made a diamond sword with that,
Enchanting
I’m wishing I could make a mine

[Pre-Chorus]
If you want it
You can mine it
If you craft it
We can build it
If you want it
You can mine it

[Chorus]
But just mine
Creepers hissin’
They gon’ find you
Blow up your house
But just mine
Creepers hissin’
Now swing your diamond sword
Calling all admins. griefers detected
Houses found in front of a big ravine
Theres about to be 1.11.2 in progress
Send all available admins
Send in the back up
Send in the big swords
Send in the endermen
Send in the… frick

I went in the cave and i found a lot of diamonds
But its cool after griefing you ill send you 3 gold blocks
Oh no you getting mad
Gonna swing the sword right at your helmet
That crap was freaking absurd
Youre a miner that can’t mine gold with picks
Type like you are a troll
Ayy
Is that your diamonds or your gold
Ayy
Say to the admins face
Ayy
How youre gonna grief my house
Ayy you look afraid must of a seen a creeper
Well same little fart but im not scared to kill it

Woo! youve been mining
Ever since you got a pick youve been mining
Let admins think you didn’t grief it all
When you werent capable of crafting a wooden sword
Thats bad but then i saw you try to build
I was more disappointed than when i found out
Notch dissowned minecraft
Boy gotta mine
Gotta mine mine mine
Because when you dont have an admin role
Replace it with diamond armor
You really dont see your friends swinging their swords
Hoping to die in the lava
Of you throwing the price of what to trade in their face
No no no no you think theyre gonna say

Oh my notch youre such a legend
You make my pick hard with your reckless mining
You got an admin role and youre oh so funny
Please take me to your house and craft with me
Youre freakinf delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not an admin
You a piece of crap griefer
Griefer boy a flavor of the month
But which is it huh
A whiny griefer wannabe admin
Its salt n griefadmin
Youre like notch but with no talent
Like stampy but not a faggot
Like lionmaker
Actually yeah youre exactly like lionmaker

Say you dont wanna look like a jerk
But dude youre gonna be slain to death
How can you claim that crap
When youre to scared to go in the cave alone
Little fart little crap
Suck my big fat diamond pick
Admit that you just got slain
Id say “take the sword” if you could pvp it
Get it because i love minecraft
Thats what you wanted right
Hey lets make fun of the enderman with enderman eyes
Notch christ youre as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the pressure plate

Whatever youve promised to follow youve quit
You can’t mine for shit you griefing stinkin prick
Youre diamond count is fickle heres what i predict
Your house is bound to blow up to rubble
You the heck can someone called notch
Not realize theyre the owner
But let me guess im a bad miner right
Isnt that your excuse
When youre too stupid to explain your views
Cause youre as basic as a one block wooden block
Youre an insecure unoriginal little fart and thats that
So come to think of it
Youre the dog filter mod in minecraft

Got diamonds diamonds gold and the iron and the stone
And yet youre always gonna be a little jerk
Now im finished as planned
It was just 3 minutes so it wasn’t that bad
But i got one question for you
Did the potion taste good tho?
[Introduction]
Arrows shot
Arrows shot in front of the mineshaft
there’s about to be some TNT blowing up
Send all the available admins
Send in the moderators
Send in the MVP’s
Send in the owners
Send in the Frick…

[Verse 1]
I wanna find ores
Cuz’ I mined and I wanna dig all this
But it’s cool, after digging it, I’ll mine all the lapis
Oh no, you getting mad?
Gonna mop the diamonds right into the lava
That is extremely absurd
And now you wanna be the cynosure
You talk like you finding no ores, ay
Is that a diamond or lapis, ay
Say that to your MVP’s face, ay
How you cheated on Sky Wars
Hey you look afraid must have seen a charged creeper
Maybe you’re on the way or fight if you have armour

[Verse 2]

Woo, you’ve just been griefing
Ever since your little TNT blew up
Let staff you know you did it all
That you’re capable to blow up all of my house
That’s bad, that I saw you trying to grief my house
I was more disappointed that when I found out I hit 200k
Man gotta mine
Gotta mine, mine, mine
Cuz when you don’t have a mansion, replace it with a diamond
You really don’t see your friends hop in a mine
Hoping to join, they’re so tired of getting griefed
Over and over and over and over and over again

[Verse 3]

Oh my gosh, you are a hacker
You make me so mad with your endless griefing
You’re on the blacklist now, you dummy
Now go to the nether and heck off
You’re messing up the server, so try your best to remember
You’re not a player, all you are is a griefer
Let’s find the block of day but which one is it?
And it’s floating massive fire is a TNT block
You’re like Sethbling, without the talent
You’re like Lionmaker, but a bigger pedo
You’re like MinecraftKing but, no, wait you’re exactly like MinecraftKing

[Refrain]
Do you wanna grief the server
But dude, you’re gonna be banned soon
How can you grief all the stuff
But you’re too scared to do it on Mineplex

[Verse 4]
Little noob, little jerk
Forgot to finish writing this lyric
Admit that you’re just hacking
[inaudible]
Get it, because you’re a hacker, this is what you wanted right?
Hey, I’m gonna grief the server with my cheats from 2005
Holy sheep, you’re as predictable as a noob’s house
To call you just a griefer would be an insult to the hackers

[Verse 5]
Whatever you said the very few did
You’ve done too much, you’re sick, just quit, that’s it
You’re a- you’re a hippo
Here’s what I predict
You’re a killing spree that will go attended- unattended
How- how can the griefer just not know they’ve griefed too much
But let me guess, you’re crying trying to get unbanned but that won’t work
When you’re done, at least before you’re done, you are just the average griefer dude
You’re a bad griefer
You’ve done too much, you’re sick and that’s that
So now I think you’re just a coal in the mineshaft

[Verse 6]
Got diamonds, emeralds and the gold that I dig
And you’re still gonna be a little noob
Now I’m finished this plan
It was just 3 minutes and it was pretty bad
And I got a question to ask you dude
You wanna get banned too?
[Verse 1]
I want these trees cut down and made into planks
No forests anymore I’ve got to build this
I see you hissing by walking to blow up my house
I have to kill you 'fore my house gets blown up

[Verse 2]
I see a bunch of caves and they’re all dead ends
With pickaxes and shovels to break and put back
I see the diamonds down in that lava pit
I have to build a bridge and then quickly mine it

[Verse 3]
I look into a cave and see that one is dead
We have to gear up more before we go to the End
But then one fades away a creeper blew them up
It’s not easy playing this you must have your skill up

[Verse 4]
No more will we die now, we’re going to the nether
I couldn’t foresee anyone dying to this
If I wish hard enough we’ll beat the End Dragon
My team will rise together before we go to the end

[Verse 5]
We need these diamonds so that we can make armor
The bright blue chestplate will suit me forever
I see it coming out but then my [?] dies
Only three heroes left, I hope we will beat these guys

[Verse 6]
I wanna see you beat it, shoot it now
With your bow, enchanted
And see the dragon erased from this game
I wanna sea you beat it, beat it, beat it, shoot it now (yeah)
I wanna sea you beat it, beat it, beat it, shoot it now (yeah)
Open up the potions
POP
Its my mine cmon mine it up

Hear a hiss near the door and the night begins
Creepers done this before I never let them in
Pack up your inventory
So we can move out?(???)
Bring some extra food so that you don’t starve

Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring a pickaxe
Yeah you know where we going
Sometimes you forget torches

Welcome to my mine
We are mining diamonds
We don’t got a strip mine
We don’t got to fight mobs

Welcome to my mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don’t have to dodge lave

Welcome my Mine x2

When it comes and you know that you want to stay
Throw out dirt
Lets start mining those real thangs
Keep our swords in our hands open up potions
Lets fight the mobs cmon slash away

Sometimes you forget torches
And you gotta bring a pickaxe
Yeah you know where we going
Sometimes you forget torches

Welcome to my mine
We are mining diamonds
We don’t got a strip mine
We don’t got to fight mobs

Welcome to my mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don’t have to dodge lave

Welcome my Mine x2

Welcome to my strip mine
The mine, the cave, the (???)
But my mine is your mine if your treating it right
Sorry if my mine don’t have the gold
As soon as i dig down well find more of that
Oh my goodness what is that
A (???) so we’re gonna mine that
I think I know what that is
OMG IT’S DIAMONDS

Welcome to my mine
We are mining diamonds
We don’t got a strip mine
We don’t got to fight mobs

Welcome to my mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don’t have to dodge lave

Welcome my Mine x3
[Intro (Spoken)]
Hi guys!
I’m here doing a Minecraft parody of break my stride,
It’s called Break My Mine!

Alright,

cough cough
cough

Alright,
I’m gonna do it now

[Verse 1]
Last night I found so much diamonds
I dug my way to lava
But I got up and stopped it,
And then there were some zombies right there,
So I swung my sword and stopped them
So I escaped and I sang,

[Chorus]
“Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
Ain’t nothing gonna kill me now!
Oh no, I’ve got to keep on mining!
Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
I’m mining and I won’t get dirt!
Oh no, I’ve got to get the diamonds!”

[Verse 2]
I’m almost home and I’m running fast
I ran past all the creepers
(?) in the heeper jeepers
I see my house and now i’m walking to it
So I crafted a noteblock and played it nicely
As I sang,

[Chorus]
“Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
Ain’t nothing gonna kill me now!
Oh no, I’ve got to keep on mining!
Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
I’m mining and I won’t get dirt!
Oh no, I’ve got to get the diamonds!”

(Instrumental)

[Verse 3]
Never mining the other dirt,
Get the diamonds!
Never mining the other cobble,
Get the iron!
Never mining the other coal,
Get the redstone!
I’ll mine the other diamonds and I’ll get them

[Chorus]
“Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
Ain’t nothing gonna kill me now!
Oh no, I’ve got to keep on mining
Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
I’m mining and I won’t get dirt!
Oh no, I’ve got to get the diamonds!”

[Chorus]
“Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine
Ain’t nothing gonna kill me now!
Oh no, I’ve got to keep on mining!
Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
I’m mining and I won’t get dirt!
Oh no, I’ve got to get the diamonds!”

[Chorus]
“Ain’t nothing gonna break my mine,
Ain’t nothing gonna kill me now!
Oh no I’ve got to keep on mining!”

Alright, thanks guys!
[Verse]
Right from the start
you were a thief you stole my diamonds
and you still looked inside

The rest is incomprehensible due to the artist choosing the real version of a song instead of an instrumental one

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[Introduction, spoken]
Hi guys, I’m back, and before this video starts, I just want to give a shout out to Grandayy1899 for helping me with this
He made the instrumental for this song, even though it’s not an original Minecraft song, he just made the instrumental for it, uh, and his channel is in the description, and so is his twitter, so just check him out, and, uh, thanks!

[Verse 1]
Crafting, Diamond Armor
For the battle, that is way up ahead
And the zombies, are well dead now
No more spiders, and the creepers are dead
Signs, read the stories
Of Herobrine
And the bad creatures
Its invasion, warfare nation
What a boom it made, when it all went off
Watching, from the cliff
Above the ravine
Waiting for them again
Hissing, but no creepers
Oh no what’s that thing, going off

[Chorus]
I’m TNT, I’m griefing
I’m blowing up your world
Sand and gunpowder
Going boom
Deep inside, the abandoned mine

[Verse 2]
Crafting diamond tools
For the battle, that is way below coal
Building, another portal
So that we can, escape from all this
Blazes, and the spawners
Magnum cubes, chasing that all is here
Its invasion, warfare nation
What a boom it made, when it all went off

[Chrorus]
I’m TNT, I’m griefing
I’m blowing up your world
Sand and gunpowder
Going boom
Deep inside the abandoned mine
(coughing and instrumental)
TNT, I’m griefing
I’m blowing up your world
Sand and gunpowder
Deep inside the abandoned mine
(more coughing)

[Outro, spoken]
Alright, thanks guys! Thanks for 75k!
Uh, the 100k special is coming up, and might hit it in a couple days
So, uh, thanks guys and bye!
Verse 1:
Member that house I built?
Or did you just burn it down?
I didn’t even put up a fight
Didn’t need to see it go down
Found a way to become a mod
I knew how the entire time
Now I can ban you here
I’ve got my permissions now
It’s like it’s my time to SHINE
Every rule you were breaking
Time that it’s come now

Chorus:
I’m gonna have to ban you now
I’ve started typing in the command
I’m surrounded by your distress
Know that the command is typing
Well now you know you deserve this
We don’t need you anymore
It’s written all over your status
Fly hacking is not allowed
Not in my Minecraft server
???
Banned you
I’ve banned who
I banned you
Can’t you see I banned you
I banned you (With voice crack)

Verse 2:
???
I won’t fall for that
You’re not the only person I’ve banned
Think you could escape this now
I swore I will never unban you
Oh wait who is that in the distance
I really can believe my eyes.
How are you back in
It’s like it’s my time to shine!
Every hour you are breaking
???

2nd Chorus:
I’ve banned you
I’m gonna have to ban you now
I’ve started typing in the command
I’m surrounded by your distress
Know that the command is typing
Well now you know you deserve this
I’ve banned you
Can’t you see i’ve banned you
I’ve banned you
Banned you
I banned you
Can’t you see I’ve banned you
I banned YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (with voice cracks)
I banned you
Can’t you see I BANNED YOU (with voice cracks)
Can’t you see I BANNED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (with voice crack)
Literally screaming
I banned you
I BANNED YOU (screaming)
I BANNED YOU (sing like a donkey getting executed)
Again start screaming like you got kidnapped
(emotional crying)

Chorus 3:
I started typing in the command
Surrounded by your disgrace
Now that the command is typed in
You know that you deserve this
We don’t need you anymore
Its written all over your status
For hacking is not allowed
Not in my Minecraft Server
Ive banned you
Banned you
Can’t you see I banned you
Banned you
Banned who?
Banned you
Can’t you see I banned you
I banned youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Banned you
Can’t you see I ban you
I BAN YOU! (scream like you’re getting eaten alive)
Ban you
I ban you
Can’t you see i banned you
Banned youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

THATS RIGHT NO CHEATERS ON THIS SERVER! (End it with a cancerous laugh)
How can you see into the mine without fail crawling down deeper with a diamond pack axe
Returning to torches my diamonds resting safe at home
Until i find them in the (idk)
S T O P C H E A T I N G
Stop using xrays
Stop cheating
I just want you to stop it
I just want a diamond (wat)
Stop cheating save some more for me
Stop cheating
I just a p?
You already have are stack of diamonds
Now that i know you have hacks
I won’t let gooo
You will just keep mining more and more
Without any fail
Stop cheating
Stop using xrays
Stop cheating
I just want you to stop it
You know where the diamonds are
Stop cheating
Run from me
Stop cheating
I just wanna, win?
Stop it
Won’t somebody help us stop the diamonds
Won’t somebody stop
You stupid noooob
You have my stuff
But how
You won’t be gone here
Without cheats you’ll maybe understand
(idk)
All the diamonds are right here infront of me
Im hunting diamonds for 100 years it seems
I need to open my mind
(idk)
There must be more ggooooollllldddd
Stop cheating
Stop using xrays
Stop it
You just want to know where diamonds are
(inaudible)
I just have a please a please stop it
You won’t have any diamonds so calm down man
Stop using xray
Stop using xraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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this is what you get when you order shitposts for your shitpost

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…i believe its called Minecraft not MineCraft unless they renamed in the past 5 hours

with that many views maybe they should try invest in a better mic

“usually i do not encourage suicide
however in this case, i support it with open arms”

-Tehswordninja, 2017

fucking lost my shit when I read this xD

Communism > Navy SEAL

xdlewisdx, Effectivism, FlodotelitoKifo can all die in a pit of CREEPERS

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yes i want to die in one

also thats a lot of minecrafts

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