Nelson, This is a message from us to you

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This letter, this post, is from not just me, but all of us.
We held a meeting in that porridge server and decided you have to change. For far far too long you have flaunted about without any proper facial hair and that needs to end today. Please, Nelson, we are all begging you. Grow a beard.

I have created an image of what this might look like

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Please Nelson, This means a lot to all of us here at the SDGfourms…
Sincerely, Fish. On behalf of all the community.

EDIT: I am so hecking sorry
EDIT: 41m in and we have be pinned, we might get locked soon… We’re in the endgame now.
EDIT: Closed reopened and got all 200 replys deleted, But nelson replied!

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Nelson please for the love of god I will give you $750 if you ban @calamari please save us

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Manly Nelson

Make it happen

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Can’t be a real Canadian without a beard!

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Lumberjack Nelson (20 Characters)

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Beard Nelson would look good as a lumberjack

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SDG porridge*

In other news, this is the greatest thing since A road

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In other words this is the fastest i’ve seen a post get 10 likes.

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He looks like a man who would chop many woods.

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Dontcha all feel bad for nelson? He shows us his beautiful face, and we force him to grow a beard.

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He would look good with a beard though.

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I have no proper response to that so I’ll just leave you with this

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its true he would look good with a beard

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it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to take.

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thats me in the middle btw

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thank you noobyfish very cool proposal

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Not anymore, you’ve been demoted to Regional Manager of Bmartly Bressed Bames

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Nelson is already quite the manly specimen, but a beard would only enhance his seductive super powers.

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I dun understand

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