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I heard a joke once. A man goes complaining to a doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh, and cruel. Says his friends all left him, and he feels all alone in a threatening world.
The doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Take these totally-not-expired antibiotics and go play a little game called Unturned. It’s free and it’ll cheer you up in no time.”
The man bursts into tears.
Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains close.
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simple
just drink a whole bottle of wine everyday
who the fuck cares about your liver you have two anyways
Credibility goes up
it gets boring real fast but if you want to play on anarchy roleplay server be my guest
tears of happiness
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hopefully
please no
he was horrible in office, and even when he was demoted to janitorial he wastes his time drinking some weird green shit he found in the back
thus rises a new contender for the position
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i kinda slam tony the tiger tho
u fuk toni?
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