Nelson's leaked daily routine (real)

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4:20 force Jasper to develop Unturned II

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God damn sleep untill nine? What the fuck nelson

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Not sure what made you think I would be a vegetarian. :confused: Jasper and I eat a side of beef for dinner each night together.

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Looks down at my plate of ribs.

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@SDGNelson The midwest is a great place to live for cheap steaks relatively speaking. Since we’re on the topic of meat now.

@turkler I MUST CONSOOOOOM PROTEIN

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You know, there’s a concerning lack of screentime on this schedule. Evidently you need to spend 12 hours sitting behind a desk in order to consume the minimum amount of calories possible.

Also Canadians can cry over bacon for other reasons apart from being vegetarians.

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Yep their bacons trash it aint even the real deal.

C o n s u m e

p r o t e i n

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God this is awesome

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It’s scarily accurate considering working on Unturned II isn’t on there.

@TophatPesky
I’m gonna… I’m gonna… CONSOOOOOOOOM

I’M CONSOOOOOOMING

I’M GONNA CONSOOOOOOM

No wonder 4.0 never gets done

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