I decided to parody a parody and made these lyrics, I would say enjoy, but I don’t think you will.
Lyrics stolen from here
Woke up quick, right in the afternoon
from all of the memeing that the pineridgers do
I never got to "Big 10," that I must admit
I did the next best thing and posted some shit
I made the memes that I knew would please
And it went downhill after one GHJ
And now that is all I will ever be
My career all gone after one bad meme
I tried to fight it, but it left an impression
Now all my memes are Jessy’s repressions
I came up with Prissy hoping it’d die,
but now it’s just worse, and it won’t die
Then I let Atom’s dumb game play,
He was making Jessica jokes all damn day
It was torture torture, an absolute blunder
Now it I wish I left for War Thunder
Then before I knew it, I went too far
Using Jessy, making some memes
I had to throw my hard drive in a ditch
Only for J to say "it just shit"
Adobe has blocked my access, jeez
Even Nelson’s got standards higher than these
I’m losing my mind and even sleep
Why did Noobyfish rise so steep
Cause when Porks in the server, he’s always dead
Like metaphorically, not in as “he’s dead”
UII’s sweet embrace, could not find better days
to come down and release today
Bored as hell, listening to Great Hero
When he tells me someone I quite well know
He knows the real life Jessica
And they actually know each other (What is happening?)
Quickly I jump to my PC
Looking for a place with no Jessy
Curiously I hopped on the Forum
Take a wild a guess at what I see
Kerfungus, with 8 likes as well
He posts Jessy looking quite swell
“I can’t believe GHJ would do this”
If life is like this then I think that it’s shit
Blood pressure’s high as my veins just throbbed
I broke like the Forums and began to sob
I was bawling, weeping, life had come to an end
Priscilla had become my only friend
Cause when Porks in the server, he’s always dead
Like metaphorically, not in as “he’s dead”
UII’s sweet embrace, could not find better days
to come down and release today
