Porks in the hood

I decided to parody a parody and made these lyrics, I would say enjoy, but I don’t think you will.

Lyrics stolen from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1lQWXyj2E


Woke up quick, right in the afternoon

from all of the memeing that the pineridgers do

I never got to "Big 10," that I must admit

I did the next best thing and posted some shit


I made the memes that I knew would please

And it went downhill after one GHJ

And now that is all I will ever be

My career all gone after one bad meme


I tried to fight it, but it left an impression

Now all my memes are Jessy’s repressions

I came up with Prissy hoping it’d die,

but now it’s just worse, and it won’t die


Then I let Atom’s dumb game play,

He was making Jessica jokes all damn day

It was torture torture, an absolute blunder

Now it I wish I left for War Thunder


Then before I knew it, I went too far

Using Jessy, making some memes

I had to throw my hard drive in a ditch

Only for J to say "it just shit"


Adobe has blocked my access, jeez

Even Nelson’s got standards higher than these

I’m losing my mind and even sleep

Why did Noobyfish rise so steep


Cause when Porks in the server, he’s always dead

Like metaphorically, not in as “he’s dead”

UII’s sweet embrace, could not find better days

to come down and release today


Bored as hell, listening to Great Hero

When he tells me someone I quite well know

He knows the real life Jessica

And they actually know each other (What is happening?)


Quickly I jump to my PC

Looking for a place with no Jessy

Curiously I hopped on the Forum

Take a wild a guess at what I see


Kerfungus, with 8 likes as well

He posts Jessy looking quite swell

“I can’t believe GHJ would do this”

If life is like this then I think that it’s shit


Blood pressure’s high as my veins just throbbed

I broke like the Forums and began to sob

I was bawling, weeping, life had come to an end

Priscilla had become my only friend


Cause when Porks in the server, he’s always dead

Like metaphorically, not in as “he’s dead”

UII’s sweet embrace, could not find better days

to come down and release today

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Cuz when FunkE’s Pork’s in the hood

You didn’t link the original one he made, you noob.

ew pineridge, disgusted :sunglasses:

Danaby quote

you’re just salty you can’t get in

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if I’m not there, then its not a party. at-least a fun one :tada:

idk what you call a “fun party” but it probably involves talking about communism for 4 hours and spamming furry shit everywhere

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isn’t that what rain normally does anyways

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unrealistic, they’re holding drinks

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