On the Forums, as I am sure you all know, there is a being that goes by the alias, Yarr. I have monitored his activities and can assure everyone here, he is not the kind pirate his PR team would have you believe; in all truth, who really is, Paul P. Melbourne?
Little is truly known about whence he came or for what purpose, but the problem is the power that he wields. His powers are known to be the ones listed below:
These powers concerned me, and I realized that no one man should be granted all of this power, so I dug deeper; and for any of my viewers under the age of 10, you may find this disturbing.
His first power revolves around the âGlobal editâ of any item on the Forum, but it does not state itâs limit.
Yarr first experimented with his powers on the date January 18, 2018. A date that will live in infamy.
As you can clearly see, his powers know no bounds, and this abomination was created because of his twisted ways.
He even blames Reaver for his misdeeds, but I will soon tell you why that is not the case.
But for now, we move onto his second ability, "Global pin."
It seems like a pretty harmless little thing right? There is nothing wrong with pinning items that need to be seen, you may say; but this is Yarr, he pins whatever suits his agenda, mainly, any lie that will boost his power over the Forums even more.
Again, we move forward onto his third ability, "Global close."
This is one of his most devastating abilities, it essentially means that any dirt or evidence you have against Yarrâs destructive acts can be shut out and never seen again. There is no warning, there is no yell, just a small click and youâve gone from constructing a viable mechanic into a silent body in the forum. I am not immune to this, so you better read faster if you want all of the facts.
His fourth ability is a rather weak one, but one to be trifled with nonetheless.
The ability to archive items has only one real use to him, and that is to confuse people when an item is closed by him. It makes people believe there is an actual reason to his actions and not just some random occurrence, I have dug through the archives, and I frequently said to myself:
Meaning he forgot to archive some items after closing them, leaving holes in the files.
These last few are some of his most powerful abilities, "Split and Merge."
The first power, âSplit,â is rather simple to explain; it essentially means that any item he creates, can be duplicated, Yarr however, has used this power only once, and it was on himself. Now you might ask yourself, who could be just as sadistic and ahem Ego-boosted as Yarr?
Evidence of Duplication
BOOM
Is your mind blown yet? Well, we are still not done, we still have to cover the second part of his abilities, his ability to "Merge."
Now this one is also pretty simple, it just means he can absorb any item or being that he chooses; and this is where Reaver loops back into the story. Reaver was âresigningâ from his position, but it was actually a ploy from Yarr to absorb Reaver and his powers, hence why he was chosen as the next âLeader.â
His last ability does not mean anything as of this moment, I am still trying to crack his wifi password.
Disgusting you may say, horrifying to others, but what I present to you, people of the internet is the truth. As I write this, Yarr is knocking on my door, but I have to get this message out to the people, NELSON IS NOT WHO YOU THINK------
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