edit 1: wow, this really blew up! thanks for all of the likes!
edit 2: thanks kind stranger for the silver!
edit 3: Gold? I’ve never gotten gold before! Thank you so much!
edit 4: PLATINUM!?!!?! THIS IS MY TOP COMMENT OF ALL TIME! Thank you all so much for the gilds!
edit 5: Thanks to the kindness of all of you, I’ve managed to reach the peak. Because of all of your support, I’ve been gifted the exclusive Nelson Sexton kiss on the cheek. RIP inbox LOL. I couldn’t have gotten to this point without you all, I could cry tears of joy. My karma has never been more profuse. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Wholesome big chungus. Level 100 Keanu. Based. Because that’s how the mafia works.