The "Benson Bexton" Suspects

Usually I would disagree with that but I’m not a regular right now so I agree wholeheartedly

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discusting :eggplant::peach::sweat_drops:

take that back

Looked into Nooby’s Unturned inventory, can confirm the Off-brand hoodie is currently a real thing, but there seems to be no way to get it. We need to do everything possible to keep knowledge of this hoodie confined to the forums.

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wait so it is nooby
ha i was right
i knew there was something fishy about him
i ain’t clowning around when i say that
i’d puffer my ego but these jokes are really fished dry

That Danaby guy has it.

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that renaxon guy has it

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wait fuck what
shit!
Nelson must be giving everyone a hoodie!
idk if i have it since the teachers are morons and blocked steam
but hey!
This is some confusing shit!

EDIT: fuck it, i’m emailing nelson this shit

EDIT EDIT: no fuck that ima pussy

I don’t have it, and I’m sad


proof that fisc is nexton

fuck how did you get the offbrand hoodie

EDIT: wait is this hoodie given to people who had curated a map

Danaby Curated a map - has a offbrand hoodie
Nooby (for some reason) has a curated map - has a offbrand hoodie

i’m noticing a trend here…

Renaxon, Noobyfish, and Danaby have had them since day 1.

Nooby runs the Benson Bexton account.

Danaby is kinda an accomplice. The kind you’d try in jail for the same charges, but a significantly reduced sentence.

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that ady guy has it too

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Do the head count

no evidence there, that steam group is public!

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A challenger will appear. Someday

Alright bois, we caught him.

You misread that. He actually said:

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The plot thickens

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the plot is getting real thick