I felt like doing some parody lyrics about the Forums, so here you go.
To the tune of Weezer - The Good Life
Original Song
Forum's Lyrics
When I look in the mirror
I can’t believe what I see
Tell me who’s that tanky dude
Staring back at me?
Watching new accounts
quickly taper off
Fighting just to be
First in the “New” box
Our time is running short
It’s like a ticking clock
Excuse the bitching
Sorry Great Hero J
I should give up posting
And just go back to Steam
As everything I create
Is fated not to be
Any friends I meet
All slowly betray me
And who do I have to blame
Nobody but me
And I don’t want to lose my regular again
So I’m gonna make all my posts in here instead
It’s a bitch that I can’t post what I want to
But I would much rather let it go
So please do not come
Please do not go
Or flag me and posts as well
I need something for my ego
Screw this crap, I’ve had it
I’ve lost my poster’s drive
If the Forum’s in the gutter
Then I’ll just do it live
I don’t want to hurt nobody
I don’t want to cause a scene
I just need to admit
That I want likes with my posts
Hear me? Hear me? I want likes with my posts
And I don’t want to lose my regular again
So I’m gonna make all my posts in here instead
It’s a bitch that I can’t post what I want to
But I would much rather let it go
Please do not strike
Please do not strike
I promise you that I am still alive
I need likes to survive
I wanna go back, go back
To a time we were still on the track
It’s time we got back, got back
And I don’t even know how we got off the track
I wanna go back, yeah
And I don’t want to be an old guard anymore
It’s been a year or so when there was so much more
Making monster posts all through the restless nights
It’s time we got back to the good life
It’s time we got back, It’s time we got back
And I don’t even know how we got off the track
It’s time we got back, It’s time we got back
And I don’t even know how we got off the track
I wanna go back
I wanna go back
Special thanks to @ThatGuyYouDontKnow for some of the lyrics and name
