nelson are you dead or just being held hostage
its ok we can deal with both
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I think the PVP kids finally caught him and are keeping him hostage in their mum’s basement, trying to make him give a copy of UII to them.
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WHERE’S THE MONEY UII DISK LEBOWSKI nelson
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“Sorry eh, I’m afraid I don’t have any left.”
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WE TALKED ABOUT THIS NELSON
god damn couldn’t you just give us the key?
“You’ll have to get through my tough team of Regulars first.”
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entire forum comes rushing in through the roof and down the stairs of the basement shooting guns at the ceiling
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“Dude why isn’t /kits working? It worked on the server we were on before!”
they all fucking die
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a single guy comes in down the stairs holding a glock
he shoots nelson in the shoulder once before being gunned down by the kidnappers
nelson facepalms and a small tear seeps through his hand
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Dear Unturned epic gamers,
Nelson is in trouble and he needs your help to save him from the nine year olds. In order to save him, he’s gonna need a gold membership and a maplestrike. To do this, he needs the three digits on the back of your credit, the expiration date, and your credit card number. but you need to be quick! in order to achieve the epic devblog.
they’re gonna make Nelson add realism
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