To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Fusilaut’s recoil pattern. The recoil is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the gunplay aspects will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the Fusilaut’s slick look, which is deftly woven into the gun- the personal philosophy draws heavily from The Art of War, for instance. The users of the gun understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these aspects, to realise that they’re not just winning- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the fusilaut truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the skill involved in the fusilaut’s existential catchphrase “Three burst shots and you’re fucking dead,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nelson Sexton’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools… how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Fusilaut tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 KDR of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
yes this was a joke
@Krodeon please don’t murder me with a fusilaut