Unturned logics

I know that there is a similar topic in the steam forum but I have nothing better to do (plz don’t send me to gulag for this).
Just feel free to write you experiences with unturned and logic.

trapped in well

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Fires a bullet to a far away target.
bullet magically disappears in mid air.

train can destroy walls of metal but not a pallet

Russia, United States, Greece, and Germany use Canadian loonies and toonies as currency.

Cake is made instantly using only raw ingredients, your bare hands and campfire.

Then it’s eaten in under 2 seconds!

Consuming copious amounts of prescription and bottled pills will rid you of every disease/illness/sickness you have.

Previously normal people now have the ability to slap military grade vehicles apart until they explode.

You can carry the largest and heaviest of objects and items in your khaki shorts.

You wake up naked on a beach able to shoot every kind of firearm and drive every kind of vehicle.

You absorb whatever medical supplies you use into your body. You can never have enough dressings on your arm.

Bicycles explode.

A ragtag group of nationalists is somehow able to completely overthrow a military relief effort’s control in a region.

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I can’t drive a car because they’re already flying

Can bug trough a metal door using just a plate.Can build bases inside bridges.Buldings dont love gravity so you can built a skybox any many other things,

Bandages instantly heal you.

Got infected by a zombie? Don’t worry, take a can and some bricks from a construction site, combine it with a bottle full of unknown chemicals and inject it in you arm. You will get healed instantly

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How does that tank get there??? That is a mistery?No,Its UNTURNED LOGIC

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The carjack has legendary powers :wink:

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Uses a t-shirt to craft nails,metal scrap, a rope and wood(cosmetics)

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fires 50 missiles at and rams a house with a tank - no damage to the house

Germany is in north of Canada

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Please don’t necropost, it gets obnoxious really fast

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This. The last thing I want are shitty ‘meme’ posts coming back onto the front page because all that does is stifle actual discussion and encourages more shitty posts that’ll be necroed in a matter of weeks.

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Fires a sniper rifle from scope, hits target.
Fires a sniper rifle from hip, exact same trajectory, bullet magically goes in a 90 degree angle.

SPREAD they call it.

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