What Unturned trees closest resemble the trees near your house or whatever/wherever you live?
Probably just your regular maple trees. Nothing special.
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What do they smell of? Always wondered that!
Wood. nothing really
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Oh well that is a shame I always wanted them to small of charcoal.
What’s with all these questions?
First about my Recycle Bin, then about my Desktop and now my fucking trees?
Are you people trying to triangulate my location or some shit?
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I don’t know about the other guy but I sure am! 
Pine trees.
Unsurprisingly, they smell like pine.
Also popular trees.
Surprisingly, they smell like semen.
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pine and birch
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What makes them so popular?
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The semen scent. Or maybe I’ve mixed up cause and effect.
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The Redwoods on Germany.
Based on the description I gave and when I post it’s most likely not going to be hard to tell roughly where I am.
I seriously hate the quotes!
No, I am not Chinese.
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Why not? I really hoped you were!
Because my Parent’s aren’t Chinese.
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Shame on you all!
Might want to reword that.
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My bad, not popular, poplar. Apparently they’re a subbranch of willow so their inner tree bark can be used as a substitute for aspirin, but during the spring their pollen really smells like semen.
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I have this light graffitied tree in my park
Surprisingly, it smells like weed, beer,crack, and spray paint
Its a cool tree, but because of it, nobody goes to the park
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