You approach the tree shyly, what do you tell him?

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Stop! You’ve violated the law! Pay the fine or serve your sentence!

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I would say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Helo tre

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This is cursed

I’m gonna fuckin’ chop you down so hard, you dirty, dirty tree.

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Stollen assets and textures Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Birchhill is a failed state that could collapse in any second now.

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i’d tell him to get better fuckin textures

You’re adopted

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“Is this the krusty krab?”

You make my log go up

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“Huloo!”

frens

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I see yarrr has aged considerably from all the nutjobs he has to insult every day.

Must be a rough and stressful job.

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that’s why he wears the head bandana

your toes smell

What a twist, they’re both trees.

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