just steal the names from the Dub The Dew contest, i’ll post a picture of the top 10.
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Fapple
…
I’ll take your entire stock
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one of them was just called pepsi and another was poison
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you were supposed to put it in the thread dumbass
and it’s too late to change the poll now
I will actually vore you
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Canned cola.
Hill drop
Depi Soda
Cocoa Cola
Hilltop Dew
Pebbsi
yall can stop commenting now the poll already happened
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- conk
- bepis
it’s summertime and you know what that means.
Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things.
It’s summertime, it feels just right.
Gonna gather all my friends and we’ll party through the night.
It’s summertime luh-uh-loving.
It’s loving in the summertime.
It’s summertime luh-uh-loving.
Oh baby, why can’t you be mine?
It’s summertime and I just can’t wait.
Gonna call you on the phone, gonna take you on a date.
It’s summertime and I hope you like steak.
Gonna take you to a restaurant, gonna eat out at the lake.
It’s summertime and when dinner’s done.
Gonna take you to the club, gonna dance and have some fun.
It’s summertime and when the end is near.
Gonna put you really close, whisper “let’s get out of here”.
This Unfunny Shitpost was brought to you by Pesky Matthew Moth
Composer of thus Dogshit
Joke answers:
Coca Cola - Clock a’ Coal
Mountain Dew - Zugspitze Jew
Pepsi - Dedis
Actual answers
Coca Cola - Joke-a-Coala
Mountain Dew - I don’t have a name for this, sorry
Pepsi - Popsi
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Well, yeah, I have seen that after I posted the reply but I didn’t take it down. Sorry.
^^^
can yall stop shitposting
azza
how could you