I'm thirsty


#1

It’s voting time for parody flavors

PEPSI NOMINEES:

  • Peski
  • Reppi
  • Pepe

0 voters

COCA COLA NOMINEES:

  • Soca Soda
  • Carrion Cola
  • Carioca Cola

0 voters

MTN DEW NOMINEES:

  • Valley Drip
  • Fapple
  • XLR8

0 voters

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I don't want to be copystriked!
#2

fapple is in my top 20 easily.


#3

It’s nice to see that nobody has chosen the bad ones yet


#4

#5

can we inject some antibiotics in the soda


#6

can we have xlr8 as mountain dew in military bases


#7

U sure this isn’t supposed to be #memes ?


#8

It was supposed to be in workshop but I fat fingered it


#9

changing it then


#10

unfat fingered


#11

guys can you believe it
i’m getting sponsored
i’m no longer making 12 dollars every 5 hours
i’m making 13 dollars every 4 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, 59 milliseconds,


#12

That would be 4:59:59.059. There’s also 1000 milliseconds in one second, not 60.

You had one job.

Also why is the end punctuated with a comma aAAAAAAA

In addition, the errors above were mathematical and punctuational errors as opposed to one of grammar.

It would appear you failed English as well.

Ascended%20R


#13

ah
i see my grammatical error
i flunked math that’s why
hence why i’m not certified for being a doctor yet i am a doctor


#14

Hah, well at least you still care about getting decent grades. I have to force myself to get homework done.