Australia Map?

I’m sorry but you don’t seem to get the point, here is the ranking of city’s/ states
Victoria, names after a queen containing the voted best city in the world, second largest city and is the best.
NSW, to be fair they are quiet well developed but the people there are so unaustralian, names after a part of England not anything good.
Has spiders that hide and chase you and rio your leg off.
Westen Australia, a lot of nothing but I have nothing bad to say about them, it’s like a mini Melbourne and Sydney in Perth.
Northern Territory, lots of nothing but still lots of wildlife and they were the only part of Australia to be attacked by war.
Queensland a hot tourist location that people only go to for a holiday no one visits Brisbane.
South Australia, is Adelaide even a city?
Tasmania, some wildlife and apples, needs money from the rest of the country.
Canberra, not even costal city, has our useless politians and dose nothing.

As you can see I have been kind and placed your crappy state below mine.